Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Some dogs don't have the social skills that you have. It's easy for you to see both sides of an argument, but for others, that seems like a lot of diplomatic acrobatics. Be the top dog today, and mediate disagreements.
Taurus
Your human will learn an important exercising lesson: When starting a new fitness routine, go slowly. You, however, don't have to follow any such advice, so while your owner is limping, you can race ahead.
Gemini
Your owner is feeling good. What's all the high energy about, anyway? It can only mean one thing: human romance. You'll either go along for the ride or stay home to guard the dog house.
Cancer
Why must your humans bicker? Can't they have differing ideas without arguing about them? Apparently not, so it's up to you to keep the domestic bliss around the dog house from being challenged.
Leo
It's date after date after date. You want your human to have fun, but it doesn't seem fair that you spend night after night alone. That's the only way some humans know how to start a romance.
Virgo
Need some attention? Don't hold back at the gate. Go ahead, make a grand entrance, a big splash. The other dogs will hold you in awe, or at the very least notice you.
Libra
Ah, nothing beats flirting, doggy style. That's right, smell and be smelled today, but do keep it in balance. Try to enjoy the attention you get from others as much as the attention you give.
Scorpio
Undercurrents at the dog park are hard to figure out. Their source is elusive if not altogether unconscious. Such is life as a packmate. You'll have to ride out the bad vibes.
Sagittarius
A dog coat that's not fur? It should be illegal! Unfortunately it's only an offense against the fashion police, though, so you'll have to gulp and wear it.
Capricorn
Being a good dog is but one of your many challenges. Just when you understand what's setting your owner off, you start on another illicit project. Try to think like a human if you want to stay ahead of the doggy curve.
Aquarius
Stop resisting the obvious: You're a dog, not a human. Remaining aloof from other dogs will not erase this fact, no matter how much time you spend with your human. Go ahead, connect. Join a pack, even.
Pisces
Why don't you ever get to pick the path? You're tired of being lead along by the leash. It's your turn, so go ahead and tug in the direction of your choice. Your human just might go along with you.
