Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't get hysterical. It happens at the same time each day. Even if your plan is to thwart the mail, you'll never come up with a plan by barking incessantly. Slow and steady just may win the race.
Taurus
You used to be threatened by all dates, but this one is different. It's that earthy smell that puts you at ease. This one could be a keeper, Taurus, so it's a just as well you're getting on their good side early.
Gemini
Does the cat have a hidden agenda? You bet he does. Steer clear for most of the day if you want to keep your fur intact. The dog house is ideal, but under the sofa will do.
Cancer
You just don't feel like leaving the dog house. That's understandable after all you've been through. But holing up on your own is no fun, and certainly won't make things right with your packmates.
Leo
Arrogance will get you nowhere. You may think you reign supreme, but other dogs want you to prove it. There may be no way to avoid a display of power, so go for the gusto.
Virgo
All those commentators on the sidelines can just keep their opinions to themselves as far as you're concerned. Don't expect them to, though, Virgo. They'll throw in their two cents worth, so block out their barking.
Libra
Your owner is feeling sentimental. It seems like just yesterday you were a little puppy. You're still adorable, don't worry. Humans enjoy working themselves into this kind of state every once in a while.
Scorpio
What you and the cat don't understand is that you could be on the same side, instead of at war. That's right, you could work well together. With his intellect and your bulk, the possibilities are endless.
Sagittarius
You don't need fine linen or down to be comfortable but a mattress would be nice. It's not clear why your human doesn't want to share, but you'll have to accept your basket at the foot of the bed.
Capricorn
Feeling a bit flabby? All those meals under the table might be to blame. Since you can't resist the scraps, extra exercise is in order. Drag your human out the door, or slip your collar and go out alone.
Aquarius
You hate to sleep on the job, but today don't try and fight it. You're dog tired, and for good reason. Someone else will have to do the guarding while you take a much deserved nap.
Pisces
You could be in a boat load of trouble if you didn't have friends in high places -- namely, the Most High, your human. They'll go toe to toe for you if they have to, but don't put them in that position. Stick to your own property instead.
