Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't get upset. Things aren't going wrong so much as they're getting lost in translation. You'll eventually get your message across. Take a deep breath and just keep repeating your mantra or whine, or give that beady stare.
Taurus
You'll be tempted to gobble up the first bite of real food you see or bolt out the door as soon as it's cracked, but don't kid yourself that it won't come at a price. It will cost you, if only in bad feelings. Try to please your humans instead.
Gemini
Preaching will get you nowhere, no matter what form you choose. Whether you're barking or staring hard, it's just variations on a theme. The way to get what you want is by being your winning self, not by being dogmatic.
Cancer
Your flow of energy is all wrong. You're feeling out of sorts, but your favorite human won't be there to put things right for you. You'll just have to do some self-soothing, and you'll have all the time you need.
Leo
You have plenty of vitality and passion, but even your energy isn't limitless. Save a bit for a rainy day, a dark alley, or a confrontation with an ornery dog.
Virgo
Overcoming tension is usually a chore for humans. But today it's you who's feeling the strain of social pressure. Some dogs just have you nervous. It falls on you to put the pack at ease.
Libra
Restrain yourself because your human can't. Responses are generally good but don't keep upping the ante. It's hard for a dog like you to stop, but once the biscuit leads to the table scraps, it's time to call it a day.
Scorpio
It looks great, but something is just not quite right. Trust your instincts on this one. The stomach ache, flea, or scuffle would be much larger than you can imagine, so don't take any risks.
Sagittarius
You're not a dog to sit back and observe. Even if it's a fracas, you to get right into the fray. Luckily for you, what you'll see today is goodwill and friendship, so enjoy.
Capricorn
You eat with such speed that expecting you to taste your chow is idealistic. Unless it tastes bad, that is. You'll consider going to extremes to get your point across. Yes, it's time for a hunger strike. Boycott the bowl.
Aquarius
You and your packmates just can't stay organized! That's okay because it's the perfect time to have fun on your own. If you just can't manage that, then rope in a few of your favorite humans.
Pisces
Humans can be real blabbermouths sometimes, and yours are no exception. You won't be able to drag them away from this particular conversation, so if you expect any exercise at all, you know just what to do.
