Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Block out some opinionated humans. You still have plenty of drive for success, even if you give the impression of sleeping in the sun. You're simply waiting for the right opportunity to arise, nothing more, and certainly nothing less.
Taurus
When you see the suitcases come out, don't waste time preaching or guilt tripping. You have travel plans of your own to think about. Once they miss you, they just may see things from a new perspective.
Gemini
Some days being a good dog is as easy as breathing. But other days are a bit more complicated. You just can't figure out how to please your humans today, but the key to the riddle is that it's really not you, it's them.
Cancer
Don't spend all day in the doghouse. Even if you have nothing calling you out, you need some balance, not to mention fresh air. If it helps motivate you to action, know it will make crawling back into your basket that much sweeter.
Leo
You may be taken for a short walk, but you'll still be given plenty of opportunities to let your ego out on a long leash. Strutting your stuff is one thing, but draw the line if you see another dog's fur go up.
Virgo
You need instant gratification. Luckily for you, your hard work pays off each and every day. Keep polishing your routine, and not just for the biscuits. Remember to have some fun.
Libra
Why the hangdog face? You may be picking up on your owner's melancholy vibes, but you're confused about their seriousness. It's just a case of sentimentality gone off the rails. Things will be back to normal sooner than you think.
Scorpio
Your humans are doing some head butting. Yep, they're toe to toe. Luckily for everyone in the doghouse, though, you get along with them both. Be the go-between, if only to break the tension.
Sagittarius
Humans in the doghouse are focused on the most trivial of things. Don't worry, it doesn't affect your status. Money may be a frivolous thing to focus on in good times, it's true, but in times like these, your owners value your devotion and support more than ever.
Capricorn
Some acts are hard to follow. If you've been getting excellent results, then settling for a Good Dog just won't satisfy you. And if you've been getting table scraps, it's hard to go back to biscuits. You get the picture.
Aquarius
You may be tired, but some things just won't let you rest. The mail, for instance. As much as you need your nap, it catapults you out of your basket each and every time. Such is the life of a conscientious dog.
Pisces
Being obedient just comes naturally to you. So why do your humans work so hard at acting like your leader? Just play along with them. After a good loop de loop off the leash, you can always come back and heel.
