Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Why are all your possessions moving slowly into another dog's basket? They thought you were patient but you were just oblivious. Now that you know what's going on, it's time to be forceful, but with plenty of tact.
Taurus
Your owners are feeling great about each other, and romance is in the air. Why? It's only over something as practical as finishing a project or following through, though long over due. Such are the ways of humans.
Gemini
Your neighbors have a great view of your yard -- the perfect observation deck, if you will. Use emotion to rope them into your plan. They'll soon be tossing extra treats over the fence.
Cancer
It's no time to be getting out the message. Guests at a family lunch are the wrong people to target for treats. They'll be completely unreceptive to your idea, which will give you some insight into the workings of your owner.
Leo
You're stuck. You can't kowtow to your owner when your packmates are in sight. You'll just have to be stubborn, and let your human think it's an ego issue, when you know that it's your reputation that's at stake.
Virgo
It's up to you to figure out what happened. You'll have to do some research, and this time it involves soul searching. Go ahead, dig deep, Virgo. You are more culpable than you realize.
Libra
Why do you wolf down your chow while the cat just sniffs it and walks away? And then you're expected to leave it alone. It hardly seems fair, does it, Libra? Just chalk it up to the cultural differences between cats and dogs.
Scorpio
You're finally settling a long-standing dispute. The melee itself has been forgotten, but the constant barking remains. Your opponent in this one just isn't ready to give it up yet, Scorpio, so you'll have to bark back or ignore.
Sagittarius
When it comes to pleasing your owner, you're more than happy to oblige their every whim. But you have to draw the line somewhere, and you finally found where: at the food bowl. You need plenty of chow, despite whatever diet your human is on.
Capricorn
Be good. BE GOOD! Boy, are you sick of hearing that. So are the children. Take what you have in common and go for it together. You all could end up having a lot of fun.
Aquarius
Old relatives just drone on and on, but lately there's been a change. You can't quite put your paw on it, and neither can your humans. They may soon be moving in with you -- or moving out -- so get ready for a sad shake up.
Pisces
Ah, the illusions of love. Your owner is busy making dinners and writing poetry to someone only you can see clearly. Your human will come to their senses in due time, and in the mean time, try to be civil.
