Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Resting, walking, eating -- you could get used to this. You and your owner will have a rude awakening come tomorrow morning, but put it all out of your mind for today.
Taurus
Your owner needs one more personal day, to prepare if for no other reason. They may think their travel plans are firm, but you can get them to see things from your perspective. Start the preaching.
Gemini
What is that awful feeling? Those strange undercurrents are not quite clear, not even to your humans. They are the normal work week creeping up on the doghouse. Get ready to get ready.
Cancer
Several days in the doghouse make some want to stay there forever, while others get restless. Whether your owner doesn't want to come out or shoots out like a bat is still up in the air.
Leo
If your owner has taken on a new health regime, help them stick to it with enthusiasm. And if they've given up already, then don't bore anyone with your opinions. But do insist on your regular dailies.
Virgo
Spending day after day in the company of your human is a healthy ambition. Not going to happen. Today is your last chance to face reality, so say goodbye to the fun and get reacquainted with hard work.
Libra
Your owner is feeling sentimental already, and it's not even a special day. That's not a good place to be in, so watch out for other signs that more exercise is in order.
Scorpio
The work clothes are coming out. And you and your human were getting along so well together, too! Don't take it so personally. It has nothing to do with you and everything to do with business.
Sagittarius
Your owners should have an easy time saving their pennies, with all the leftovers in the house. But making their own lunches hardly puts a dent in the pretty penny it cost in the first place, so don't expect your cut.
Capricorn
The weekend took high energy, stamina, love and affection. All in all, your hard work paid off, not to mention that of the humans. Pat yourselves on the backs for your accomplishment and put it behind you.
Aquarius
Tomorrow will come, so don't try and fight it. You'll be back in the swing of things before you know it, and the smells in the house will be nothing more than subliminal triggers of fond memories. Sigh.
Pisces
Sure, you got plenty of treats, but the advantages went both ways this weekend. Demanding your walks actually helped your humans, even if they grumbled. Stick with imposing your routine.
