Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
As far as you're concerned, the mailman is the one initiating the conflict each and every day. But barking isn't the only way you can respond. It's time to start exploring other options.
Taurus
You feel like there's a hidden leash dragging you around today. You just can't go fast enough to suit your phantom dog walker. That's as good a way as any to imagine the source of your energy.
Gemini
Dogs, humans, cats -- you can lead them all around by their noses if you want to. All you have to do is try. Take the initiative and there's no end to how amusing your housemates can be.
Cancer
Friction with the mailman is nothing new, but friction with your human certainly is. One is intimately connected to the other. Take your time before deciding how to react to the mail.
Leo
Tricks aren't the only new things you can learn. You'll be getting a mini education today just by keeping your ears cocked, and your human will be none the wiser.
Virgo
That they leave for work each day is bad enough. What really hurts is that it seems to give them their true sense of purpose. Don't dwell on such things. Focus on their joy at returning home.
Libra
It's really not as bad as you're making it out to be. It's not great to be home alone, but it's not the worst case scenario. There's plenty to do, whether it's on your owner's list or an idea you generate yourself. Enjoy.
Scorpio
For once it's a good thing you're stuck behind a closed door. Any conflicts you get into today could be ugly. As things stand, you can be as menacing as you want to be and not risk a scratch.
Sagittarius
Thank goodness for children and their silly games. If you had to count on the adult humans in your life for fun, you'd be in for a long wait. Walks aren't your only option for entertainment.
Capricorn
You have no choice but to postpone time with family. There's certainly no chance for togetherness if you're the only one in the doghouse. Just where everyone vanished to is a mystery that will itself disappear come evening.
Aquarius
Free time is a joint asset, and you and your human are playing tug of war with it. Put your paws down where it counts, but be compassionate, too. Your human will be up for a longer walk once rested.
Pisces
That familiar haze of boredom is nowhere to be seen. Or felt, more aptly. For some reason you'll have no trouble keeping yourself entertained, from the moment your humans leave until well after their return.
