Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Put away the scorn. You know how to charm to get what you want, but other dogs are not as advanced in that arena as you are. They have to resort to begging. Either way, you'll both get the biscuits.
Taurus
Do all you can to avoid an instantaneous dogfight. Don't overdo it with your packmates; an act that makes perfect sense to you could seem greedy to them today, and you won't come out with mere scratches.
Gemini
With all your high energy, you want your body to be racing, not your thoughts. But with nothing but time on your hands, you don't have much choice today. Make the most of it, and do some strenuous twitching during your afternoon nap.
Cancer
Sometimes it's a challenge to keep from snapping, but it's worth it to maintain domestic bliss. That's why they call you a domesticated animal, after all. So don't lose your cool in the doghouse today, no matter how tempting that may be.
Leo
Lots of treats, table scraps, cat food and then exercise might seem like a good idea, but it's not such a good combination. Do you really need to learn the hard way? Sadly, yes, and your owner will be left cleaning up.
Virgo
An object doesn't have to have any deep or meaningful significance attached to it for you to lunge for it; all it has to have is the attachment of another dog's teeth. Watch out for grabbing the wrong toy today; it could mean more than you realize.
Libra
Sometimes clean fur really can be a thing of beauty. You appreciate a good grooming, as long as it's another dog's coat. In fact, you could be totally taken with another dog today. Go ahead and let your guard down.
Scorpio
Are you introverted or passive? The difference is huge. Don't let other dogs push you around today, no matter how lost in thought you might be.
Sagittarius
What do you do when you get sick of your dog food? You keep wolfing it down like it's steak tartar. Your owner will never know it's time to change brands if you don't make your hopes and wishes known.
Capricorn
You and the cat, it goes without saying, are polar opposites: She makes a career out of being aloof, and your job is to get as close as possible. No matter how much energy you focus on the task, you won't get near her today.
Aquarius
It's all good. That's right, you know how to enjoy life no matter what kind of dogs you're around. You don't need to be told, but just in case, don't let another dog's personal issues ruin your mood.
Pisces
No more Mr. Nice Dog. It's time to call in the chips. Stop passing out the rawhide and collect on a debt another dog owes you, in whatever form that takes. Just be sure one squeaky toy is worth one chewy toy, if only to you.
