Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
If fetch is your career, you may be tempted to place getting the ball above your family. That would be foolish. Biting the arm that throws is as silly as biting the hand that feeds you.
Taurus
You want to get out and go, but your human wants to stay in. You'll never get them to see things from your own perspective, so all you can do is make sure your own plans are firm. Go solo.
Gemini
All the undercurrents and motivations may not be clear, but that's not the most important thing. Be thankful if you're held back by your human. What you're missing is not worth pulling on the leash over.
Cancer
Staying in all day may seem extreme, but what do you care what other dogs think of you? Especially if you have the doghouse to yourself for the day. Enjoy the time to regroup.
Leo
You're too anxious to be a good dog to actually be one. You'll make a much better impression if you take the time to listen to the command before acting on it.
Virgo
Does your owner want to win the longest time on the couch award? They need to be redirected, and by you. A healthier ambition should be easy for you to come up with.
Libra
Sentimentality is not strictly a human emotion. But whoever's turn it is to feel it, the doghouse just doesn't feel right in that state. Get things back in balance by shaking off the past with a long walk.
Scorpio
You and your owner work well together today. There's no point in pulling when you're both walking in the same direction, at the same pace. Now see whether you can use that synchronization to maneuver a dinner fit for a human.
Sagittarius
To say your human is penny pinching is a conservative assessment. Don't bother waiting for them to go shopping. With the grub they're bringing home, you're better off brushing up on more primitive ways of eating.
Capricorn
Is impressing others your ultimate accomplishment? Of course not. You measure success by the treats you receive, not the oohs and ahs you hear. Make the point clear to your humans.
Aquarius
You know nothing of discipline, but don't bother explaining that to your human. Just keep your head down and give the right impression. Once the treats are in the air, it's back to the abandon.
Pisces
Your pack needs something, but don't bother looking to your alpha for options. What you need is nothing short of a random cat sighting or a steak right off the grill. Only fate can pull those strings for you.
