Your Daily DogScope for September 07, 2024

September 7, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Do you have to be so independent all the time? You'll find out just how much fun walking on the leash can be, if only you cooperate. It will do you and your owner a world of good.

Taurus

Your subconscious is active today. Every shadow is a marauding mutt or an alien alpha. With both your own back and your owner's to watch, it will be an exhausting day, but by evening the world will be a safe place again.

Gemini

Don't be too righteous with the younger dogs. Those puppies don't want to hear all your preaching. They'll have to learn their rough-and-tumble lessons the hard way, just like you did.

Cancer

Your owner has an issue about your hygiene. What's perfume to your pack is simply stink to your human. You can only avoid the situation for so long, so show it off to your buddies while it lasts.

Leo

You're not the only one who's all fired up to explore. While you're out gallivanting, the suitcases came out. Don't despair if you come home to an empty house; the pet sitter will make camp soon.

Virgo

Your family wants you to come along, but for once you say forget it. The ride in the car is one thing, but the destination is another. Don't get roped into human obligations.

Libra

If you didn't have such an expressive face, then you wouldn't be so good at communicating with humans. So don't go thinking you have something over on another dog; your markings are just dumb luck.

Scorpio

You'll be caught up in the moment. You love your own kitty, but when you see a cat out and about, that's a different story. Once she heads for the hills, your canine instincts are unleashed, and you must give chase.

Sagittarius

You have an unusual friendship, it's true, but who's to say what the source of good feelings should be? You and your pal might make an unexpected pair, but you're two paws in a pod.

Capricorn

Why be judgmental? Your owner's guest eats with unconscious speed. All the better for you. With all that back and forth, you'll find that many more scraps on the floor for you.

Aquarius

You'll have no trouble organizing your friends. Either a group romp or an urban hike is on the horizon, and you're the temporary leader of the pack.

Pisces

Pay attention! If your head is lost in the clouds, it will be impossible to do the right thing when the right thing is called for. So at least pretend to be a guard dog, and stay alert.