Your Daily DogScope for September 09, 2023

September 9, 2023



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

If your human is toying with the idea of getting in shape, then you need to play a psychological game. Walking you longer and more often is the obvious solution, but you have to let them see that on their own. Be patient.

Taurus

You're just as emotional as usual today but you don't feel like letting on. You don't have to wag your tail to show affection or bark to show displeasure. Keep being mum about it.

Gemini

Someone's thoughts might be misread and they're not yours. Don't assume you know all there is to know about your human. The reality of what's on their mind is beyond your comprehension.

Cancer

You can make all the plans you want, but without the consent of your friend with the opposing thumbs, don't expect to see much beyond the doghouse. Focus on smaller issues, either way.

Leo

You've been overlooking one way to keep yourself amused throughout the day: your chow. Why wolf it down all in one gulp? You can eat a bit, review your strategy, save it for later, etc. Just one option for your day.

Virgo

It won't be a great day, but there will be small epiphanies along the way that make it a good one. Things start out in their usual confusing jumble, and start to make sense long after your humans break free.

Libra

You have a nagging feeling that you've forgotten something important. Let that voice in your head lead you to it. Whether it's an old bone or your human's wallet, doing nothing at all is not an option.

Scorpio

Small details make a big difference. A lick on the hand or a sympathetic look from you can make or break your human's day. Do your owner a favor and be a good dog, on more than one level.

Sagittarius

Don't ask to be walked on a longer lead, no matter how badly you want to rush ahead. That's one of the smaller details that is up to your owner today, even though it seems of prime importance to you.

Capricorn

You do your research each and every day, but today you're actually uncovering some interesting tidbits. You can start to line up all the facts in your head to get to a far, distant conclusion.

Aquarius

Everyone you encounter, on two legs or four, has their own different agenda. That works today, for whatever reason. If you want to stick to your own, though, you have to remind yourself to stay grounded.

Pisces

Avoiding boredom is critical. You need a project. If your human hasn't left you with one then you'll have to come up with an idea on your own. You'll figure out how they react to it when the walk in the door.