Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't take it personally. If someone treats you as if you're insensitive, then it goes without saying they don't know thing one about dogs. Go ahead, be as frank and open as you're used to being.
Taurus
Are you waxing philosophical or paying attention to your active subconscious? Let your owner keep guessing. Whether it's worth its weight is debatable, but bit of respect for your intellect is like gold today.
Gemini
You're more in charge of the leash than your owner today. In fact, its up to you where you go and even when. So get in touch with both your inner clock and your inner compass.
Cancer
You should do something for yourself for a change. Not because your owner isn't, but because you have some extra energy and attention left over at the end of the day. Consider it a personal bonus.
Leo
You need adventure today, and a staid walk on the leash won't cut it. Working out some of your energy is vital, with or without your human. Slip your leash, get out there and have some fun.
Virgo
Your owner won't let you rush ahead today. If walking obediently just isn't your cup of tea, then you can create quite a storm about it. In fact, kick up a tempest if that's what it takes to be treated like a real dog.
Libra
You can't balance on a fence the way the cat can. If you could, you'd have a way out of the jam you're in. As it stands, you'll have to wait to be rescued by your favorite set of opposing thumbs.
Scorpio
So you got caught up in the moment, swept away by a desire stronger than the one to be good. Just fess up and get it over with. The contrite routine works every time.
Sagittarius
You've got a lot of nerve. Or is it confidence? It all depends on who's answering the question but the person left picking up the pieces will be picking out some choice vocabulary of their own to describe you. Brace yourself for the incomprehensible.
Capricorn
You won't get what you want with unconscious speed, but you'll get it eventually if you keep working away at it. Consider it your biggest begging project of all time. Don't give up until you succeed.
Aquarius
If you're the almighty Dog the Protector, why is it that your human always swoops in to save you at the end of the show? You're at it again. But don't fret, because your two-legged sidekick is there for you.
Pisces
Just because someone swaggers around on two legs doesn't mean they have any authority over you. In fact, you could run circles around them. You'll spend the day showing each other who's boss.
