Your Daily DogScope for September 18, 2025

September 18, 2025



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Don't worry if there's a generally unsettled air in the doghouse. No one is moving out or moving in for that matter. The source could be as simple as doing some deep cleaning.

Taurus

Why do you get more scraps when your humans socialize over food than you do when they're home alone? Don't bother wondering why. Just position yourself under the table.

Gemini

Imagine a whole pack of dogs and one bone. There would be a lot of infighting, for one. That's the situation your humans find themselves in with a new tight budget. Cut them some slack.

Cancer

The spotlight isn't exactly on you, but only because it can't shine through the mail slot. It's a good day to burn up your energy by being assertive, though, with or without a shadow.

Leo

You're very sensitive today. It takes a lot less than stepping on your tail to set you off. You'll be the one sent to the doghouse, though, no matter who's to blame, so cool your jets.

Virgo

The problem with spending time with people is what to do with the extra energy it builds. If you were with other dogs you'd know just what to do, but you'll have to come up with other outlets.

Libra

Don't let that hang-dog look become a permanent part of your persona. Your 'good dog' routine has just taken a little hit, nothing more. You'll be back to getting treats by morning.

Scorpio

You and your human are on opposite sides of the coin. You have no trouble letting yourself let go, and your human has a hard time not controlling everything. Learn from each other.

Sagittarius

Your constant questioning will pay off. Why can't you get table food? Why sleep on the floor? Why can't you go along in the car? Keep on going in deep.

Capricorn

Don't take it personally if someone tries to get in between you and your human -- but don't let them, either. You're totally focused on one person: your owner. Keep it that way.

Aquarius

Your owner's world needs to close down a bit, so they can deal. One way to block out sources of anxiety is to focus on you and other pets in the doghouse. Be available.

Pisces

Your humans are putting a lot of work into maintaining romance. You may not be interested in their performance, but you're not the target audience. Just be sure you get your share of doggy bags.