Your Daily DogScope for September 22, 2025

September 22, 2025



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Don't rush ahead, even if the other end of the leash wants you to. Your route may seem like just part of the same old routine to your human, but you know there is new information to be had each and every day, so take your time.

Taurus

You love your humans but not all of their companions. You just have to put up with them, even if you don't find them attractive or worthy of your charm. Consider it paying your rent.

Gemini

Whether it's running errands or taking a walk, you want your owner to put down the calculator and get out the door. But the quicker your human can attend to the details, the quicker you'll both be out and about.

Cancer

If you want to connect with other dogs, it won't happen on its own. You'll have to make some plans. Start by focusing on which smaller issues trip up your owner and keep you both in the house.

Leo

Even you don't have an unlimited supply of energy. Be a bit more thrifty and conservative than usual. That doesn't mean not having fun, but it does mean coming up with a new strategy.

Virgo

There's a window of opportunity for a long walk, and you don't want to miss it. It's the moment between when your human finishes one project and starts another. Keep your ears cocked for clues.

Libra

Your owner has so much to do that they can't do anything at all. That makes no sense to you. If they're too overwhelmed to do anything else, at least they should be socializing, so drag them to the park.

Scorpio

You're good at learning secrets but not at keeping them. Lucky for you, no one expects that of you. So go ahead and pass along as much information as you pick up.

Sagittarius

Your relationship with your human is usually a smooth one, but it's difficult today. That makes it the wrong time to ask for biscuits but the right time to pour on the charm, for no reason at all.

Capricorn

It's not all about getting exercise. You're on a fact-finding mission today, and nothing can keep you from sniffing out the details. Unless, of course, it's the leash.

Aquarius

When your human is going off the deep end, you're the one to pull them to shore. Other days, your owner is the more grounded of the two of you. It's one of those days, so let yourself be walked on a short leash.

Pisces

Who cares? You don't have to know who you're really dealing with. Projecting is half the fun of being a dog. So bark away at all aggressors, real or imaginary.