Your Daily DogScope for September 24, 2025

September 24, 2025



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Your human can't charm their way into a dog biscuit, much less a raise. If only they would spend some time studying your technique. That's not a bad project to start.

Taurus

If your human wants to spend time with coworkers, then that makes it a good day to spend on yourself. Just don't overdo it. You can come up with plenty of ways to stay emotionally fit without resorting to destruction of property.

Gemini

You don't need high energy and physical exercise today, although those things certainly can't hurt. As long as you can stay focused on your human, you'll be feeling good.

Cancer

Bad things come in threes. Your human has hit a bump in the road, so watch out for others. Only once two more have gone by will domestic bliss be restored in the doghouse.

Leo

Why does your owner need computer equipment to communicate with friends? The two of you are on the same wavelength but it's not that easy for everyone. Let them have their fun.

Virgo

Impulse buys threaten more than minor setbacks. Don't let your human near a store. That should be easy for you, but not so easy for a human partner. Be in charge of the leash.

Libra

Your owner doesn't have to do any flirting to get attention from others, but then, neither do you. It's that kind of day. Enjoy the high energy that the spotlight brings you.

Scorpio

Some decisions are harder than others for humans. When your owner is mulling something over, that leaves you with plenty of time to think. Or dream, as the case may be. Enjoy.

Sagittarius

If you start dwelling on every injustice, you'll just turn into a bitter dog. Look at the bigger picture instead. A comfy basket and a roof over your head should cancel out the occasional bad chow.

Capricorn

Romping with other dogs is your true calling. But no matter how hard you try to get to the park, connections just won't be made. Accepting that is one of today's challenges.

Aquarius

You wish you could experience something new, but it's the same old chow over and over again. It's time to beg, borrow or steal your way into a new menu, with an emphasis on beg.

Pisces

A fork in the road is more than a fork in the road. Another dog is waiting to settle a score, so be extra careful picking a path. In fact, let your owner do all the navigating.