The best things in life are free, but we could all use some extra cash. Let us lead you to the land of green with our daily finance horoscope!
Aries
No one deserves sneaky fees and fines. You'll be the first one to beat them out of the bushes with a stick and watch them slither out of sight. Well, at least the first in your social circle. You just don't take no for an answer and you're willing to spend the entire day on the phone if that's what it takes to convert the heathens on the other end to your way of thinking.
Taurus
When it comes to winning people over to your side, you don't mind taking your time. You can pull out every impressive trick in the book while you wait. You can change the weather from sunny to stormy and back again without even breaking into a sweat. Don't stop until you get the green you need.
Gemini
You're not sitting around waiting for the rest of the world to convert to your way of doing things. You're more proactive than that. Showing people just how superior your way is will save everyone a lot of time and suffering, not to mention money. Get out there and communicate your own gospel.
Cancer
All you want is to make the lives of those around you that much richer, but they seem somewhat suspicious of your message. Show them how similar what they're already doing is to what you are proposing. Similar yet inferior, of course. Use whatever symbols you can think of to drive home your point.
Leo
You're the one who changes the views of everyone you come into contact with. And if not, then you'll die trying. Your opinion is all that matters to you, today and always. Drive it home until you're understood. That should be all it takes for others to see the error of their ways.
Virgo
Problems with coworkers have washed away today. Everyone gets along, and the green isn't even an issue. Or is it the main issue? For whatever reason, all of your strife is like so much water under the bridge. You're falling over each other to be the next one to buy a round, be it of beer, cookies or office supplies.
Libra
No one had better try to tell you about being selfless. It's exactly what you've been preaching all along. You'll have to put up with an overzealous convert today, though. All that matters is making sure your causes get funded, so don't let yourself get rankled by their silly presumptuousness.
Scorpio
Your swelled head is making you compare yourself with someone who isn't afraid to take things to an ugly extreme. Your group of followers is bigger and your bonfire burns brighter, and sooner. But does your bank account grow any faster? Don't only consider the green when competing with your nemesis, but don't omit it from the mix, either.
Sagittarius
When people around you are busy having fun, you can't help but dive right into the games with them. Don't feel bad; you're not really shirking your responsibilities. Chances are, that's where the green is to be found anyway. Enjoy the many creative ways to find it.
Capricorn
There's nothing that involves either your family or your career that can't be postponed for the sake of some fun. Don't worry about how it looks to others. Your ancestors would turn over in their graves if you didn't mark the day in just such a frivolous way. Consider it your responsibility.
Aquarius
The day is part of a bigger pattern. Ignoring that would only be your own lost opportunity to mark it. Nothing can stop others from making it memorable, so you might as well participate, too. Have fun with the freedom and informality that goes with it.
Pisces
The camouflage around you is a bit bewildering at first, but you'll get used to it. The fog and haze will be caused by something altogether different once you embrace it all. This time next year, you'll be chomping at the bit to participate in the illusion for all you're worth. Enjoy.
