Your Daily FoodScope for April 16, 2024

April 16, 2024



Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Few things are worse than being single, but that may be your plight. Fortunately, other singletons share your pain, so gather them together at dinner. Meatloaf and mashers may not be champagne and caviar, but at least you won't be alone.

Taurus

You'll think about giving your sweetie something sweet today, but so many choices will paralyze you with indecision. Remember this - it's the thought that counts. How about a simple cupcake?

Gemini

Get up early and surprise your sweetie with breakfast in bed. Cinnamon apple popovers and cheesecake pancakes will be a sexy way to start the day, and the romance could go straight through until evening.

Cancer

Forgetfulness on your part could turn a loving day into a war of the roses. You may have to scramble to make amends, but all the sweets and flowers may be sold out by the time you get there. A home-cooked meal may be your last resort, and even the spaghetti with marinara sauce out of a jar will be better than nothing at all.

Leo

The two of you are getting along like cats and dogs. But that could make this the perfect time to bury the hatchet. A romantic home-cooked dinner could bring sexy back, especially if you serve oysters Rockefeller, oyster stew and oyster fritters.

Virgo

Your honey may burst into tears when you make a special breakfast in bed of crab and spinach omelets and coffee. But you won't know if those are tears of joy or disappointment at the discovery that you used imitation crab and instant coffee.

Libra

A tight budget may force you to celebrate on the cheap today. But that may actually be a good thing. Your homemade and heartfelt five-spice Cornish game hen with tarragon butter and garlic-lemon couscous will be better and more romantic than dinner at an overpriced restaurant.

Scorpio

The key to your sweetie's heart may come in the form of sweet treats today. You'll have so much to choose from, so don't go with just one. Chocolate and peanut butter truffles, chocolate covered strawberries or chocolate macaroons are sweet ways to say 'I love you.' And you're correct if you see a pattern here.

Sagittarius

Your gift selection is a no-brainer. But don't be tempted to sample a few as you take them home from the chocolate shop. You could create quite a stir when your honey opens the box and finds that it's empty.

Capricorn

Being single may actually be an advantage now. Think of the money you'll save on roses or jewelry. Take that extra cash and treat yourself to a nice dinner. But make it takeout like Thai beef satay and massaman curry chicken. Sitting alone in a restaurant packed with couples could be a tad depressing.

Aquarius

Dress to the nines, do your hair just right and splash on expensive cologne as you prepare to take your honey to dinner tonight. Your dining spot may be no further than your own dining room, magically transformed by candlelight and roses. Your homemade beef wellington for two will complete the scene, as will a nice bottle of French champagne.

Pisces

You'll pour your heart into cooking dinner. But don't get in over your head. Preparing something simple will guarantee success, and you and your sweetie will prefer your homemade chicken with champagne mushroom sauce to anything to be had at some snooty French restaurant.