Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You think differently than others, always pushing the envelope. Your amazing ability to turn the ordinary into the oh-so extraordinary will be evident at lunch today when you whip out your onion and apple tuna salad and pumpkin creme brulee. You'll then revel in the jealous gazes of your coworkers eating their ham and cheese sandwiches.
Taurus
You know deep inside that investing in that land share in Yemen could be a risky proposition. So use your money for something you know is a sure winner. A half dozen Dungeness crabs will be a versatile investment, especially when you think of all the crab cakes, bisque, casseroles, and salads they'll yield.
Gemini
Preaching to friends about their bad nutrition could be counterproductive if they catch you sneaking cookies and chocolate bars behind their backs. Getting caught red handed will leave you red faced, yet unapologetic. So share your sins with them. Misery, after all, loves company.
Cancer
Sometimes you can't do it all yourself, so reach out of your shell today, and ask for help. Friends and coworkers will be glad to come to your aid, especially when you ask them to help you finish a beef and cheese enchilada casserole the size of a wading pool.
Leo
Petty, shallow and insignificant people will do their best to bother you today. But you won't bite; you're much better than that. You will, however, take a big bite of your homemade beef and cheese baked ziti leftovers right in front of them, just for the annoyance factor. Then you'll take another and another and another until it's all gone!
Virgo
A responsibility to good nutrition always prevents you from joining in on yet another office pizza party. It's good to keep your diet clean and healthy, but huddling in your cubicle munching on trail mix makes you look like antisocial. Lighten up. You can still join in without digging in.
Libra
Don't be afraid to share the results of your latest daring escapades. You may be so surprised at the positive responses to your Reuben casserole with rye biscuits you won't be afraid to try something even more daring. Crab and artichoke croissants, anyone?
Scorpio
Thinking of adopting a vegan diet is great, but you'll need to supplement valuable protein. Tofu, nuts, soy milk, lentils and bulgur will replace the protein you'd usually get from animal sources, although you'll have to eat a lot more of it.
Sagittarius
Something unexpected may occur just as you dig into that fully loaded burrito today. Sudden pangs of guilt may have you questioning your lunch choice. Removing all of the sour cream, cheese and refried beans may not be possible and it's a sin to waste food. Consider it a lesson learned.
Capricorn
Your plans for a dinner outing with friends tonight could fall through as you receive one cancellation after another. It could be your vegetarian restaurant choice that's scaring them off -- most people don't find nasturtium salad, lily bud saute and broiled radicchio to be as appealing as you do.
Aquarius
For you, heaven could come in the form of a boisterous restaurant in Hong Kong -- and the five-course feast has just begun! Somewhere between the shark fin soup and the roasted duck, you may notice Saint Peter beside you, because some things can't even be found in heaven!
Pisces
Creative difference between you and your supervisor could arise at work today. You know in your heart that you're right, but the boss holds all the strings. You may have to concede defeat this time, but wait until they get a load of the aroma from your homemade baked ziti and sausage lunch. Now who holds the power?
