Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll need to have to frank discussion with your kids about their nutritional habits. They'll beg you to make whole-wheat pancakes, but you know they'll drown them in a river of sugary maple syrup. Prove to them the wonders of spinach and mushroom egg white omelets. Kick in your paprika home fries and you could close the deal.
Taurus
Don't do anything risky. Fixing the breaks of the car or readjusting the TV antenna on the roof will have predictable albeit tragic results. Even something as simple as barbecuing burgers could be an invitation to disaster. Ordering pizza will be your safest bet, but pray the delivery guy isn't wearing a hockey mask.
Gemini
You may be shocked at what your kids eat, but preaching won't do you any good. You can't control what they do outside the house, so do your best to make sure their home nutrition is correct. Think of creative ways to introduce healthier alternatives: white pizza is all of the fun of pizza without all the cheese and greasy meat bits.
Cancer
You just won't be able to settle on anything today. Plans you make for the evening will be fleeting; quickly formulated but soon replaced. So maneuver yourself into positions where you don't have to make the decisions. That's best achieved by going to dinner with friends, but don't complain when the pizza comes slathered with anchovies and something with tentacles.
Leo
Like the great pioneers of yore, explore the deeper regions of your own town today. You may find neighborhoods abundant in farmer's markets specializing in local growers, wine shops supporting area wineries and independently owned organic coffee shops. Who knew nirvana was so close?
Virgo
You would rather have root canal than tackle your To Do list today. Your innate sense of responsibility says get to work while your inner kid keeps telling you that ice cream would be great. But judging by the chocolate syrup smile and the jimmy dimples, you made your decision a long time ago.
Libra
You'll get good responses to almost everything you try today, so don't be afraid to get a little daring. Your dinner guests will be amazed when you produce a chicken cordon bleu dinner that's restaurant-worthy. You never know if something's going to work unless you experiment.
Scorpio
It's easy to let others make all of your decisions for you. Do that, go there, eat this. But it's also easy to become a mindless drone, an automaton. And that will explain the bizarre sight of you strolling down the street eating cotton candy, slurping down Slurpees.
Sagittarius
Having confidence in yourself will enable you to achieve what you thought was unachievable. Believing in yourself will have you reaching new heights and staying there. So it'll be 'top of the world, ma!' when you pull out of the oven a filet mignon that's so tender it falls apart just by looking at it.
Capricorn
Just when you think something isn't possible you'll have a tremendous breakthrough. You're of the belief that it's not truly homemade apple pie unless you make the crust as well. With perseverance you'll get it, and you'll be glad you went the extra mile.
Aquarius
It would be best to stay in the company of people who share your values. You'll feel comfortable being around like-minded people and if you suggest faux garlic chicken with tofu and steamed veggies for lunch at the vegetarian restaurant, they'll follow like a band of faithful puppies.
Pisces
You've worked hard on your goals and OOH LA LA, the results are obvious! The goal line is in sight; it stands between you and the pizza slices, hot fudge sundaes, fast food burgers and rivers of soda. Oh, it'll be tempting to cave in, but the revolting aftertaste in your mouth won't be from another pile of greasy nachos.
