Your Daily FoodScope for August 13, 2023

August 13, 2023



Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

It'll be a good day to prepare for the coming weekend. Make plans for some outdoor exercise. Breathing in all of that fresh air will be good for you, and think of the tan you'll get. It'll also let you slap an extra slice of cheese on that burger or have an extra helping of potato salad without feeling guilty about it.

Taurus

Break out of your conservative shell today and let your eccentric side out. You'll enjoy the change of pace and you may actually have some fun today. Friends will enjoy this kooky new you, especially after you liberally pour Thai hot sauce all over your pancakes and sausage just for the hell of it.

Gemini

Pour yourself a nice cup of chamomile tea today and reflect on the past week. Ponder the good and the bad points and see how things can be even better in the future. Such mental stimulation may make you hungry, but go for something light. A green salad with mandarin orange slices will compliment your tea quite nicely.

Cancer

It's high time to bust out of your monkey pen and have some fun! Joining friends for after work Happy Hour cocktails and dinner will be a great way to kick off the festivities. But go easy on the beers. You'll want to leave room for the manicotti and garlic bread that will follow thereafter.

Leo

Ego clashes at work will make for an unpleasant day. But take the high road because tempers are sure to flare. Soothe your frazzled nerves by having lunch in the great outdoors. If a meatball sub on whole grain roll doesn't calm you down, all that fresh air will.

Virgo

You have a reputation for being an excellent teammate at work, always willing to pitch in or guide a project to fruition. But it's all about you today and you'll want to fly solo. So turn down Happy Hour invites and head straight for home. Who needs bad bar food and warm beer when you can have stuffed pork chops and a fine glass of Napa Valley Cabernet?

Libra

You may be on the prowl for a little romance tonight. So dress in your coolest fashions, do your 'do just right and hit the oyster bar for a pre-evening pick-me-up. The amorous allure of oysters may or may not be a myth, but tonight you're not taking any chances.

Scorpio

Your day will be marred by unexpected outbursts and childish temper tantrums. And your coworkers will be just as bad. It could be a good idea for everyone to lighten up with a fun lunch. Gourmet Chinese food should do the trick, but don't threaten to hold your breath until you turn blue if you don't get the last egg role.

Sagittarius

Keep an open mind today and you may enjoy new and exotic experiences. This will be especially true when it comes to busting out of your culinary rut. Octopus may not be on your list of faves, so give it a try. A Greek restaurant is sure to serve flame-grilled octopus, giving you eight reasons to come back and have it again and again.

Capricorn

Money may be tight these days, but you can still have fun tonight without spending a fortune. Rent a few fun movies, buy what you need for homemade pizza and invite friends to join you. Let them bring the drinks and prepare for a night of camaraderie and laughter that won't cost an arm and a leg.

Aquarius

Change starts with you, and it'll be impossible to wish that excess weight away. So do what you must to head in that direction, no matter how many sacrifices you must make. Oh, you'll miss your pizza, burritos and beer weekends, but all those salads will be worth when you're admiring the svelte new you in the mirror.

Pisces

It'll be hard to focus today as coworkers pull you in many different directions. You'll try to accommodate everyone, but think of your own work first. Make it up to them at Happy Hour by buying the first round of beers and a big plate of nachos, assuming, of course, that they invite you to come along.