Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Celebrate by doing as little as possible today. After all, isn't that what you really need? That backyard hammock looks awfully inviting -- a good book and a steady supply of peanuts and sun-brewed iced tea will make for a splendid day!
Taurus
Romantic complications may ensue today and the house won't be a pleasant place to be. So seek the company of compassionate friends. But don't expect to be invited to their homes home for dinner, no matter how much lasagna they have. They'll know as well as you that you'll eventually have to go home.
Gemini
Dreaming about change is nice. Enacting change is even better. So get off your ample duff today if you're serious about losing weight. Get in some outdoor exercise and plan a healthy, sensible barbecue dinner. Burgers made from lean ground turkey, a big green salad (with low-fat dressing) and a fruit and yogurt dessert will be perfect.
Cancer
Doing as little as possible will be a great way to spend this day. But you don't have to stay indoors to do that. Mosey down to the sports pub and meet friends for a few beers and a game on TV. It won't matter who's playing as long as you're with good pals who insist on buying the nachos and potato skins.
Leo
Do your research before going in quest of authentic Szechuan or Thai food today. Some like it hot, and that's the way you'll want it. But seek out a place that uses real hot ingredients like red chili peppers and not just red pepper flakes. Don't forget to ask for a few pitchers of water. You're gonna need 'em.
Virgo
Don't expect to get a lot done on this lazy day as you relax in your backyard. Even firing up the barby will be too much of an effort. So throw together a delicious dinner that doesn't require fire. Tuna salad sandwiches on sourdough and a green salad will be perfect, especially if you follow that with a little pistachio ice cream.
Libra
Matters not involving you will disrupt the peace at home today. But keep your head down and don't get involved; let them settle things on their own. In the meantime, prepare something that'll calm everyone's nerves. Iced chamomile tea will work just as well as hot at soothing frayed tempers.
Scorpio
Today will be a good day, a great day, a fantastic day! You'll make the rounds of the cookouts and parties and your social status will skyrocket. But don't go empty handed to these shindigs. Bring along cold shrimp salad or a few dozen deviled eggs and people may even ask for your autograph.
Sagittarius
You won't seem to be able to get revved up today. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Give yourself a complete day off and get in some much-needed relaxation. Don't even bother preparing dinner. It's on lazy days like this that beef pot pies or TV dinners will seem almost gourmet.
Capricorn
You'll have to think of clever ways of communicating with moody family members today. Words alone just won't cut it, but food just might. Prepare a favorite meal and act like a stand-up comic as you dine. A few corny jokes and a big plate of chicken parm and ziti should brighten those dark moods.
Aquarius
Show some self-control today. Instead of shopping the malls, use your money on something you won't want to get rid of on eBay in a few weeks. A few choice prime rib steaks, some fat russet potatoes and an excellent bottle of Cabernet will be money well spent.
Pisces
Today will be all about pampering yourself. Your choices are many: get a massage, buy a cool new article of clothing or lay in the sun perfecting your tan. But do something even better at the end of the day by throwing a dozen live crabs into a pot of boiling water while steaming a boatload of littleneck clams. Now you're living!
