Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
In your dreams your hair is made of spaghetti, your fingernails are candy corn, you'll have cauliflower ears and when you cut yourself you bleed marinara sauce. You better hope no one sticks a 'eat me' sign on your back because someone just might.
Taurus
Your moods will run as deep as the Pacific Ocean's Mariana Trench today. There are lots of weird critters down there, so maybe seafood will stabilize your mood. But go for flounder or shellfish and not something that has teeth a foot long and no eyes.
Gemini
Your mind may be as murky as a David Lynch film today. The iron and folate in Japanese edamame could clear your head. Mix together boiled edamame with sage, cayenne and sea salt for a heady snack that could turn you positively Einstein-esque.
Cancer
Prepare for your mind to wander today. You'll be on the bow of a sailing ship when a giant squid suddenly attacks. Fortunately that sucker has been deep-fried in beer batter and you come armed with giant lemon wedges and a tub of tartar sauce.
Leo
A morning meeting may be in jeopardy as you can't seem to wake up. Run to the coffee shop beforehand and order a cup of Yerba Mate tea. This mighty South American leaf has enough caffeine and stimulants to shake you right out of your slumber.
Virgo
A fast paced day could make it hard to sleep tonight. A light snack of less than 200 calories an hour before bed could help produce serotonin. A banana with a teaspoon of peanut butter or a half-cup of healthy cereal and skim milk will be perfect.
Libra
Breaking out of your daily routine can keep you on your toes. So do something different today, no matter how slight. Having Manhattan rather than New England clam chowder would be a start. But having a Greek omelet for dinner could really be nuts!
Scorpio
Dip into your bag of tricks to produce something interesting for dinner tonight. Chicken thighs in plum sauce and Chinese five-spice powder are a simple delight. The blends of Asian flavors will have people thinking you went to Shanghai to get it.
Sagittarius
Low glucose levels could be why you can't get your engine revved up today. A solution may be in that little cup of plain low fat yogurt. The B vitamins found there will reawaken your energy levels, especially if you throw pumpkin seeds into the mix.
Capricorn
An inkblot session may produce interesting results today. In one card you'll see a dollop of mustard, while another will resemble an oyster. When you see tuna tartar in the last card the shrink will determine your problems are all in your stomach.
Aquarius
Having less than you think in your bank account could be disastrous today. Your shortcomings will become apparent when the waiter returns your credit card and you'll have to pay for your surf and turf dinner by doing dishes for the rest of the night.
Pisces
Treat yourself to something special today. But it won't be jewelry, electronic gadgets or clothing you'll be interested in. For you today the only thing you'll crave will be a big bag of Oreo cookies and a gallon of chocolate milk. Now that's a treat!
