Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Keep on the lookout for that nasty MSG today. Your first instinct is to avoid certain restaurants that go heavy on the stuff. But a little investigation will reveal that it's also found in barbecue sauce and salad dressing, bullion cubes and many flavored potato and tortilla chips. That's enough salt for ten people.
Taurus
Work will seem like a popularity contest today as coworkers fawn and attend to the boss' every want and need. But you refuse to stoop to that sort of boot licking. You've learned the way to the boss' good graces is through the stomach, and you've got a calzone baking in the oven that should do the trick.
Gemini
You've many good ideas pinging around your head, but they all seem so hard to grasp. Perhaps too much caffeine and sugar are keeping you from thinking straight. Try the soothing effects of decaf organic oolong tea instead, and toss in a lemon slice and mint if you've got 'em. The clouds will part and you'll suddenly see everything clearly.
Cancer
Coworkers will drag you to Happy Hour even though you'd rather go home. Still, you'll have to show a touch of civility to keep them from thinking you're a total creep. But you'll start to relax after a wine cooler or two, and that and the intoxicating effects of a few dozen spicy Buffalo wings will have you searching for the nearest lampshade.
Leo
Hosting a family gathering could be a good idea. There's nothing like the bonds of togetherness, so have everyone join in. Making it potluck will give everyone an array of delicious choices: from mom's shrimp salad to Aunt Joan's adobo. Make it loose and informal, just the way everyone likes it.
Virgo
Being curious about the things you eat will tell you if your nutritional plan is sound or full of bologna. Learn the difference between wheat and multi-grain, pen versus free range or what exactly organic means in the first place. This way you'll know you're spending your money on the best and healthiest.
Libra
You may have to think of creative ways of having friends pay back monetary debts owed to you. Money's tight, so seek repayment in more practical forms. A home-cooked meal once a week isn't asking too much. A rack of beef ribs baked in a river of barbecue sauce will cost a lot less if cooked at home.
Scorpio
Five o'clock is a funny time for you. It always brings a sense of revitalization and regeneration, especially on a Friday! But today will be slow, and you'll have lots of time to dream about Buffalo wings, crab puffs, nachos and pitchers of beer. You might want to cut out at 4:30 today.
Sagittarius
You'll have many urges today; fortunately, they'll all be good. So you may find yourself waking up early to hit the gym, making a healthy breakfast, and biking to work. Good for you! You may not be quite as committed at lunch as you wolf down a jumbo meatball sub, but the bike ride home should make it like that sub never happened.
Capricorn
The friends who ignored you yesterday will want to get all Chandler and Monica with you today by treating you to lunch. So let your inner George Costanza loose and order the most expensive items on the menu. After taking advantage of them for a steak and lobster lunch, they'll only have one word for you: 'Newman!'
Aquarius
You may come to the realization today that your deep feelings for another will go unrequited. That's always sad, but don't beat yourself up over it; there's plenty of fish in the sea. Heal your broken heart with a hearty bowl of New England clam chowder and a dish of baked clams and you may see things in a different perspective.
Pisces
Don't get involved in things you're not sure of today. There'll be nothing pending today that can't wait. So get involved in things you're sure of, like a long lunch at the local sport pub, where an afternoon baseball game and the fried fish combo will be a sure bet.
