Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
The heat may get so stifling you'll feel like you're leading a expedition of one across the Sahara. But something shimmering in the distance beckons, leading you on. It's a big and icy cold glass of orange pekoe iced tea, perfect before getting on the bus home.
Taurus
Coworkers will try to get your goat today, and the vein running down your forehead suggests they've succeeded. Chill out and regroup with a grilled salmon sandwich and fruit at lunch. The fruit will cool you down and the Omega-3s in the fish will help you think of new and ingenious ways of exacting your revenge.
Gemini
Keep yourself open to new points of view and this could an exciting day after all. Eschew your personal favorites in favor of something different and daring, even when it comes to dinner. Hearty fish like tilapia and catfish are just as delicious as their more famous cousins, and they don't cost nearly as much.
Cancer
Too many cooks can spoil the pot today, and creative conflicts could stop a project before it even begins. You'll have to take control to steer things in the right direction, so be firm and strong. It may take many cups of strong Ethiopian coffee to get you through this one, but you'll come out with your career and dignity intact.
Leo
Today will be one of instant solutions. Out of coffee? Drink tea instead. The bakery sold its last croissant? Have a bear claw. The deli only has Manhattan clam chowder left? You'll take it, but you won't be happy about it, and you could be just about over this Nice Guy routine.
Virgo
Sometimes you need to break away from your usual haunts if you want new experiences. The exciting places you'll find will make taking a chance worth it. It won't be long before the funky new French bistro with the to-die-for coq au vin becomes one of your old faves.
Libra
How could this day not be a good one? Of course, you've sent cards to all your friends, and you've decorated the tree with tiny lasagnas. Father Lasagna will be along soon, and he's a tired man. Carrying around that bag of lasagnas isn't so bad, but the industrial drum filled with marinara sauce weighs a ton!
Scorpio
Emotional outburst at home can be handled quickly and efficiently if you're prepared. In the fridge, have plenty of mac and cheese that can be quickly warmed up should tempers burst. Having a pre-cooked meatloaf in there will help, but one step at a time. And if that doesn't work, one word: chocolate!
Sagittarius
You'll meet lots of influential people today, all whom will be impressed by your brains, personality and knowledge of fine wines. Be prepared for a few dinner invites where you can show off your skills. Your reward for picking the perfect Napa Valley cabernet will be a steak and lobster dinner, and even more wine!
Capricorn
Your plans for today may go up in smoke early, and you'll have to improvise to get through. That will work in your favor as you make snap decisions unencumbered by a long, drawn-out thought. Do the same at dinner and go for chicken fettuccine in a thick garlic sauce without thinking about the fat and calorie content.
Aquarius
Today will be a great one! That gives you free rein to indulge in one of your favorite sandwiches, with all of that melted cheese and salami. Hope that tomorrow is National Sit-ups Day, because after today's celebration, you're going to need it.
Pisces
The way you selflessly help others will be inspiring today. The gratitude on people's faces will say it all. But that won't match the look on your face when the gang takes you to the best steakhouse in town and tells you to go wild. You'll accept their offer, and go for a porterhouse the size of a brick.
