Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
You'll be all about having an action packed today. The weather outside might be frightful, but that won't stop you from playing indoor sports. You'll work up quite a hunger, so calories be damned! It'll be a thick juicy cheeseburger for a hungry maverick like you, and don't forget the onion rings.
Shopping could be dangerous today if you don't keep your impulses under control. You may spend the money you've reserved for gifts. Stay home and eat if you must be impulsive. Bake a spinach and mushroom quiche and feast on the whole thing. You can't keep all your impulses under wraps.
You'll be inspired to do something special for your family today. Take the kids to a museum or movie and plan a fun dinner for later in the day. Spaghetti and meatballs is a meal that everyone can help with. But wear an apron as you cook. Things could get quite messy once the kids get involved.
Keep your wits about you should home fracases erupt today. Dealing with them with a Zen-like sense of calm could keep them from spiraling out of control. Prepare a dinner that will reflect your peace of mind. Stir-fried chicken and broccoli in a light lemon sauce could help diffuse tense situations.
You'll take something you recently learned and put it to good use today. But a lack of experience could keep that roasted duck dinner from coming even close to edible. So use something else you learned a long time ago. You should have the number to the pizza delivery place memorized by now.
You'll get a wake-up call today as you go over your dismal finances. Judicious savings can help you recover. But cancel reservations for tonight and have dinner at home. It might have to be peanut butter sandwiches since you haven't had a chance to go grocery shopping in a while.
Today might be as great as being invited to dinner by Martha Stewart herself, and she's serving lamb chops with mint jelly and banana cream pie for dessert. Or it could be as bad as dinner at your Aunt Betty's and it looks like she's made mutton... again.
Stay out of the kitchen today as accidents can happen. You could get cut, burned or scalded, and we all know how painful that can be. So dine out tonight at a reputable sushi restaurant. Spend a little money because getting cheap could cost you. Salmonella can ruin your entire week.
You'll awake with a vigor that will quickly flag as the day wears on. So watching sports on TV may be as action packed as things get today. Invite your pals over to veg out with you. Give strict instructions for them to bring pizza and beer. You won't have the energy to buy it yourself.
A new romantic interest may be a vegetarian while you love your meat. You'll try to get down a veggie burger just to appease, but it'll taste like sawdust and glue. You'll learn today that sometimes opposites don't attract, and you'll regretfully say adios to love and howdy to a plate of spare ribs.
You'll recall with fondness your college days when you lived on veggie burritos and tofu. Of course, you had all of you hair back then, too. Ah, how things have changed. Now those burritos are packed with sour cream and cheese and that tie-dyed poncho you once wore with pride now looks like a tent.
You'll be a puzzlement to people today, a real enigma. But that's okay; you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. Let them look on with horror as you enjoy a plate of Korean sannakji. What, they've never seen anyone eat live octopus before? It's even better when you sprinkle sesame oil on it.