Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You may find yourself with a few extra chips today, but let wisdom guide your hand in dispensing with it. Socking it in the bank would be the prudent thing to do. Treating yourself to a four-course dinner would be the fun thing to do. It's not every day you get a chance to dig into a whole Maine lobster!
Taurus
You may be in the mood for live entertainment. So take in a dinner theater after work. The staging of 'Madame Butterfly' may be a bit amateurish, but the stuffed jumbo pork chops and cranberry couscous will be the real star of the show.
Gemini
Your concentration may be nonexistent today and your focus will be blurry. A cup of strong Colombian Supremo coffee may zap you back or it could string you out. Try a cup of oolong tea and mango slices instead. The natural rush will bring you back to the land of the living and the thinking.
Cancer
You'll have wars waging on many fronts today, but it'll be the one at home that most concern you. You'll have to play peace broker, and that won't be easy. You'll need to get everyone to the table first, and a stack of freshly made oatmeal raisin cookies will do just that.
Leo
Your easygoing manner will make you a welcome guest at social gatherings. You'll find that people will flock to you, eager to engage you in warm and stimulating conversation. But holding court will prevent you from hitting the hors d'ouvres table and by the time you get there all the crab puffs will be gone.
Virgo
A session of soul searching could unfortunately reveal that you're not doing enough to adopt a healthier diet. For every apple you eat you'll have two candy bars, and you shouldn't have bacon with oatmeal and yogurt. It's tough, yes, but the physical and mental health benefits makes it all worth it.
Libra
Long simmering issues involving a friend could rise to the surface today. This may be good, as confronting these matters could help you overcome them. With all problems resolved, treat your friend to pizza and a few mugs of German pilsner. You two may wonder how things ever got so bad in the first place.
Scorpio
You may find yourself in an aggressive mood today, like a lion stalking prey. A mid-afternoon workout could release some of that negative energy. Follow that up with an albacore tuna sandwich on whole grain bread and a cup of yogurt and listen to your inner pussycat purr.
Sagittarius
Noticing the small details at work will be of the utmost importance today. So watch for them lurking in the most unexpected of places. Anything goes after work, though, when the big picture will dominate and you won't care how many calories and fat are in a thick, creamy shrimp Fettuccine Alfredo.
Capricorn
Those supermarket discount cards can really save you money as long as you use them wisely. So seek out specials on healthy foods like yogurt, produce, chicken and milk. But stay away from the snack aisle. You don't need that kind of temptation to your pocketbook and waistline.
Aquarius
Some of your friends may blanch at your culinary peculiarities, but to you they're no big deal. Eating dandelions in a salad or pumpkin and beer soup are delicious alternatives to the same old boring fare. Why, you'd even try Rocky Mountain Oysters if the local supermarket had them in stock.
Pisces
You don't need paints, brushes and canvases to create magnificent works of art. All it will take today is a trusted recipe and a little kitchen know-how. And when you pull a few Cornish game hens from the oven and serve them with lemon couscous and steamed asparagus, you'll think you're in the Sistine Chapel.
