Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You may be feeling blue after the breakdown of a recent romance. It's okay to be down; you wouldn't be human if you didn't. So do what you can to lift your spirits. Shop for new clothes, see a funny movie, pop a meatloaf in the oven and enjoy it with a big mountain of mashed potatoes. Don't worry; this too shall pass.
Taurus
Power struggles can be easily ironed out through patience and compromise. Remember that today as you find yourself in a tug of war with a family member over trivial matters. So go ahead and smear mayo all over their turkey on wheat if that's what they want and go with the less fattening mustard on yours.
Gemini
Celebrate diversity today. There won't be any reason to dine on the same old same old when you've got so many culinary choices at your disposal. Have a quiche and coffee breakfast at a French bistro, sushi for lunch, Italian potato gnocchi at dinner and a glass of California cabernet to end the day.
Cancer
Remember the future when choosing lunch today. Make it light and healthy, like grilled chicken Cobb salad or California roll. Anything heavy like pasta or a roast beef grinder will fill you up, and ruin your appetite for the pot roast you've got slow cooking at home.
Leo
Your willpower will keep you from partaking in the cake and pizza at yet another office birthday party. But are you really that strong, or it all a show to impress others? The answer will come in your private hours, when you're sitting at home with a gallon of pistachio ice cream and a really big spoon.
Virgo
Don't let overbearing people push their food vices on you. 'Go ahead, kid,' they'll say. 'Everyone else is digging into that extra large, extra cheesy pepperoni pizza.' But your resolve is stronger than their coercion, and you'll be just fine with your trail mix and little cup of yogurt.
Libra
You'll have a handle on things today, and the details won't be that important to you. So don't freak if you find the deli mistakenly put mayo on your roast beef on wheat sandwich. Your healthy and nutritious diet allows you a few snafus, and in the scheme of things that mayo will prove inconsequential.
Scorpio
In this tough economy the last thing you can expect today is a pay raise. So you'll have to make due with what you already earn. Still, a little belt tightening could stretch your money further. Start making your own lunches; a homemade tuna grinder will beat, and be cheaper, than anything you'll buy at a deli.
Sagittarius
One of the nice bonuses of keeping up with a healthy diet is that occasionally you can splurge without guilt. That doesn't mean you can go wild, but you can reserve one day of the week to treat yourself with a slice of pizza or two, onion rings or an ice cream cone. Is today that day?
Capricorn
Some of those diet fads now seem as archaic as the ancient dinosaurs. Atkins, South Beach, grapefruit diets and fruitarianism have all had their day. But let common sense prevail before embarking on some wacky new way of eating. It's all about balance, portion control, a lot of protein and slow burning carbs.
Aquarius
Think of spaghetti as a metaphor for your life. On its own it's bland, unexciting and uninteresting. But toss it with freshly grated parmesan cheese, red pepper flakes and a garlicky marinara sauce and the whole shebang takes on whole new personality. Get the picture?
Pisces
You'll grow weary of the emotional dramatics of coworkers today. They won't be happy unless they're whining, so take your leave of them at lunch. Find a quiet park bench and enjoy eating a delicious tuna and veggie wrap in the great outdoors. Enjoy the silence because it'll be over as soon as you return to the office.
