Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Don't let your inner aggressive wolves loose today. That's neither endearing nor attractive, so do what you can to calm down. Order pancakes at lunch and turn them into happy faces with blueberry eyes, a strawberry nose and banana smile. That'll be enough to put a smile on your own sourpuss.
Taurus
It's good to feel passionate about your nutrition, but don't force feed your beliefs on the uninitiated. The best you can is to educate them about the virtues of lean protein, whole grains, fruits and veggies. Your healthy glow alone may be all it takes to get them to convert.
Gemini
You'll move at a slower pace today, like your legs are stuck in mud. Another cold pizza breakfast could be the culprit. Make amends with a power lunch. Grilled salmon with steamed veggies and brown rice or chicken parm with a side of wheat pasta will put you back in the fast lane.
Cancer
Being indecisive today will actually be a good thing. You'll have an embarrassment of riches to choose from, each one better than the next. Italian or Chinese? French or Greek? Thai or Tex-Mex? Whatever you decide, prepare for wonderful culinary pleasures.
Leo
Cooking dinner for your family is a great way to show them your love. Preparing a hearty beef stew is as easy as throwing the ingredients into a slow cooker and letting 'er rip! Serve with crumbly bread, and dinner will be a fun bonding experience. And the leftovers will guarantee that the love stretches into tomorrow.
Virgo
Restlessness will keep you from concentrating on the tasks at hand, so do what you can to zap your focus back on the here and now. Foods rich in Omega-3s have been proven to improve mental capabilities, so drop what you're doing and go for a tuna sub... now!
Libra
Selfishness sometimes gets a bum rap. There won't be anything wrong with thinking solely of you today. People may grumble, but don't feel guilty if you don't share your homemade crab cakes with roasted aioli spread. You made 'em and you're gonna eat every last one.
Scorpio
There are healthy ways of getting your mid-afternoon sugar rush that don't involve sodas, chocolates or other sugar-laden treats. A few orange slices, an apple or a cup of chamomile tea with a teaspoon of natural turbinado sugar will give you a pick-me-up that won't drop you back down again in an hour.
Sagittarius
You'll feel withdrawn today, just wanting to be left alone. That may be impossible, but there are creative ways of shooing people away without being rude. Toss a heaping helping of sardines into your lunch salad. The resulting fish breath will guarantee hours of glorious alone time.
Capricorn
Save yourself some grief today by taking a close look into the nature of things. Read the labels carefully and you'll see that those low-calorie, fat-free salad dressings are loaded with nasty high-fructose corn syrup. Make your own instead, or just go for good ol' fashioned olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
Aquarius
Your emotions will be like a dangerous live wire today. So do what you can to defuse that spark before someone gets hurt. This looks like a job for comfort food, and a hearty Dungeness crab and cheese casserole could be just what you need to return balance to your polarity.
Pisces
You'll be able to swim with the sharks today if you're mentally and physically prepared. Keeping your body strong and well fed will be a big part of that. A roast beef hoagie on wheat roll with a side salad and a cup of lentil soup will have you feeling indestructible, like you're wearing chain-mail underwear.