Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Today will be a great one, full of romance, action, intrigue and danger -- if your life is a Harlequin novel, that is. But it's not, so expect the day to be long and dull, and your lunch to be American cheese on white bread. There will, however, be dijon mustard on the bread. That'll be exciting.
Taurus
Make a pact with the devil and you'll see nothing wrong with eating nachos, enchiladas and refried beans every day for lunch. But that alliance is a killer, and the health problems bought on by a high-fat diet will be hellish. Let a grilled chicken salad be your exorcist and you can tell that devil where he can go.
Gemini
You have fun debating with others, but make sure you have your facts straight before mixing it up. Mu gu gai pan was not a famous Chinese chef and Pad Thai is not what they call a bachelor's apartment in Bangkok. A little research could keep your from looking really stupid today.
Cancer
There's a gift waiting for you, but you'll have to go to Sydney, Australia to get it. It is a long flight, but once you're digging into the first of many Lean Beef Tiger Pies at Harry's Cafe de Wheels in Woolloomooloo, you won't even notice the jet lag, mate.
Leo
You'll radiate supreme warmth today. Could it be from deep feelings of good cheer welling from deep inside of you? Or is your body temperature still elevated after spreading too much Thai hot chili sauce on your green curry chicken lunch platter?
Virgo
There will be too much action swirling about you today. Swimming in a whirlpool will get exhausting, and quitting time won't come soon enough. But the comfort of home beckons, as does a pot roast and potato dinner that's been slow cooking for eight hours, just waiting for you to dig in.
Libra
People will feed off your positive energy today; you'll feed off the attention. It's a win-win situation! Speaking of feeding, dinner at a Latino restaurant will be the perfect way to mix and mingle. The sensuous heat and spices of chili con carne will further open your senses, as well as your sinuses.
Scorpio
Stress will try to get the best of you today. You can either let it win and crumble in an anxious mess on the floor, or you can fight it with a calming cup of orange pekoe tea and a sliver of mint-infused chocolate. That second part sounds like a winner!
Sagittarius
'Tis far better to gamble with your money than with your health. But that's what you're doing with your fast-food lunches and butter-centric dinners. Remember what your mom said about eating fruit? Apples, oranges, blueberries, and cherries are a healthy sure bet, and they won't cost you an arm and a leg.
Capricorn
Those low-fat dressings you drown your salads in are pulling a fast one on you. While it's true that they are low in calories and fat, they're loaded with dangerous high-fructose corn syrup. Cut your servings in half, or better yet, make your own.
Aquarius
Don't make sudden dietary changes if your goal is to lose weight. Going cold turkey from all of your food vices may have you losing faith. Try low-fat cheeses and mayo before giving them up all together. You may not even tell the difference next time you have a turkey on rye.
Pisces
Getting people to eat healthier can be tough, especially when they're set in their ways. And in certain situations, it's best to keep your opinions to yourself. So enjoy your salads, grilled chicken breast, yogurt and nuts. The others will come around after their first stroke or heart attack.
