Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Your mind will be like an endless Midwest plain; your thoughts flashes of lightning far off on the horizon. Eating something healthy might help you regain your focus. One apple and a cup of yogurt could be all it takes to get things swirling, and you'll be right there in the center of the vortex.
Taurus
Breakfast may be the only time you'll have today to be alone with your thoughts. So make the best of it by cooking a hearty breakfast. Eggs over easy, hash browns, toast and coffee will be a filling and nourishing way to thank yourself in advance of the hectic day ahead.
Gemini
Looking at subjects from all sides may not be a good idea today. Pick one side and go with it. That may be the one that convinces you that a steady diet of friend chicken with biscuits and gravy is the key to weight loss. Or it could be the side with the diet of a sparrow. A very thin sparrow. Break from the extremes and make your own side today.
Cancer
Don't be alarmed if the day starts out rough. Hang in there; it's almost lunchtime. A hearty lunch like chili con carne over brown rice or a grilled salmon sandwich will give you the strength you'll need to get through the afternoon's rough patches.
Leo
Ask yourself if you really need computers or video game consoles before you buy them. Chances are you don't; in fact, try something new that doesn't require staring at a monitor or TV. Heating up a can of chicken noodle soup looks easy, but the basics elude you. And no, command-C doesn't set the oven to cook.
Virgo
Despite minor setbacks, the driving should be smooth today. There's nothing better than a mellow day; it's conducive to getting stuff done. So reward yourself for your diligence by taking a slightly longer lunch. Getting to Chinatown for the crab in ginger sauce you've been craving could take a while.
Libra
It will be crucial to step outside and take several big lungfuls of fresh air. Breathe in deep and exhale slowly and deliberately. That could clear year head just in time, and you'll come to your senses, wondering how that Big Mac got in your hand.
Scorpio
Secretly surrendering to your many temptations will be easy today. People will know when you've sinned by the chocolate cake frosting smile you'll wear all day. Or perhaps it'll be the onion ring breath. Whatever; you can't sneak eat all day. Either go all out or don't go at all.
Sagittarius
Telling your friends your hopes and wishes could evoke the same response in them. They'll hope to God your current grapefruit and tree bark diet helps you trim away those excess pounds. Because if it doesn't, they'll wish they were dead rather than hear you bitch about how fat you are.
Capricorn
Get a start on only the most pressing of projects today. Let the others wait until tomorrow. Better yet, pass them off on some of your underlings. This will free you up for more pressing matters, like the classic turkey dinner Blue Plate special at the local diner. You'll want to get there early and stay late.
Aquarius
Learn what you can from a romantic interest whose habits are different from yours. You may gain an appreciation for healthier eating, especially when taught the wonders of organic cooking. And you can prove to them that the occasional double-bacon cheeseburger won't kill you.
Pisces
Relationships can become strained when one of a couple goes on a diet. Clashes could result from everything from sodium use to midnight-snacking habits. If you're the one dieting you may have to educate your partner to your new nutritional guidelines. If it's the other way around, show a little patience and be thankful you're not the one doing the dieting.
