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Aries
Coworkers will tremble when they see that fire in your eyes, the one you get when things are going wrong. Take evasive steps to keep your temper from raging out of control. A cup of catnip tea sounds like an unusual remedy, but it's been regarded as an herbal relaxant for centuries. Catnip... it's not just for kitty anymore.
Taurus
Doing nice things for people at work today could raise your popularity quotient. Making a bagel run or brewing really good coffee could show coworkers you're a team player. But beware of being taken advantage of, like when they ask you to pick up the lunch pizzas and then make no offer to share.
Gemini
You may not be feeling at the top of your game today. An upset tummy could be the result of stress or something you ate. Either way, the soothing effects of a cup of ginger ale or ginger tea should put you back in the pink. Sucking on a thin slice of ginger will help, too.
Cancer
Your heart aches for the helpless and downtrodden. You want to help but you're only one person. Don't let that stop you from doing your part. Volunteering at a soup kitchen or with Meals on Wheels can give a feeling of deep satisfaction. Even buying a homeless person a deli sandwich and coffee will be karmic.
Leo
There's a difference between looking out for yourself and being selfish. Rushing to the deli so you can get the first batch of freshly made lentil soup is looking out for yourself. Refusing to share it with others: selfish.
Virgo
Setting unrealistic goals for yourself today will have predictable results. Keep within your areas of expertise if you want to experience any successes today. So throw away all those fancy recipes for high falutin meals like coq au vin or baked tilapia. Meatloaf will be more your speed today.
Libra
The lamb will lie with the lion today as you find yourself getting along with people who are your polar opposites. They may even get you to give some of their peculiarities a spin. You'll be surprised at how tasty a vegetarian meal can be, and you'll wonder how you went this long without sampling the joys of tempeh burgers.
Scorpio
You'll feel slow and sluggish as the day starts, but you'll get a shot of rebirth come lunchtime. That's because you'll chow down on homemade stuffed pork chops you brought into work with you. A side of salad and a cup of lentil soup will complete the scene, and you should be able to hum along until quitting time.
Sagittarius
You'll feel moody and slow today, and you won't know why. You ate breakfast, you had a sensible lunch; you're not sure what else to do to get your fires burning. It may be best to throw up your hands and coast until dinner. A salmon filet with lemon couscous will give you energy, even if it comes a few hours too late.
Capricorn
You'll look at all of the details of a certain work project and back slowly away. It may be assigned to someone else if you discreetly duck out in time. Then the only details you'll need to worry about is whether to go with column A or column B, and whether hot and sour soup and egg roll comes with both of them.
Aquarius
You'll march into the boss's office today and threaten to quit if you don't get that raise. Or will you? Give proposed rash behavior a second thought. At least you have a job -- the option of living off Top Ramen noodles while asking people if they want paper or plastic doesn't sound inviting.
Pisces
Swimming with the sharks will be easy today because you'll come prepared. Eating a healthy breakfast will have you projecting a no-nonsense persona they'll be forced to respect. There's nothing like a spinach omelet and coffee to put a little bite into your bite.
