Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll be the first one at brunch today. This way you can get the best table, order the freshest danish and make sure you get a chance to order the Dungeness crab cake Benedict before they run out.
Taurus
Be cautious with your spending today. Do you really need that expensive bauble you lust for? Deliberate with a warm cup of chamomile tea and a few biscuits. You may become so mellow you'll forget about spending altogether.
Gemini
Your partner's moods may be ignitable today. So take action to keep things from going to three alarms. A trip to the ice cream parlor may do the trick. A pistachio ice cream cone with jimmies could be the extinguisher you need.
Cancer
Speaking your mind today could have unfortunate repercussions. So see how much of a jumbo meatball sub you can jam into your mouth. You can't say anything stupid if you're too busy chewing.
Leo
You may learn something new today that will freak you out. But you won't believe that a veggie lasagna can be just as delicious as one stuffed with meat. And once you discover that it's also lower in fat you'll be totally flabbergasted!
Virgo
A big scrambled egg white breakfast with toast and fruit will give you energy for the game today. Whether that game is touch football with friends or one you'll watch on TV, you'll still be primed for action.
Libra
Today will be as great as having a chef personally prepare you his amazing firecracker shrimp and hot and sour rice noodle soup. Or it could be as bad watching video of him dancing, and it's on continuous loop.
Scorpio
Don't let clueless family members into the kitchen today. The ensuing accidents will ruin everyone's day. Even worse, the hospital vending machine will be out of Doritos and Fritos and you'll have no choice but to go for the Pringles.
Sagittarius
Even you will feel macho today. So treat yourself to a big T-bone steak, baked potato and onion rings dinner. Loosen your belt afterward and let out a big burp. Hey, sometimes you can burp with the best of 'em!
Capricorn
Postpone party plans for tonight because it's enough with the parties already. Spend a quiet evening at home cooking a lively chili con carne. Use lots of real habaneros and the next party going on will be the one in your mouth.
Aquarius
Regress to your bohemian roots today. That could mean putting flowers in your hair, listening to Janis Joplin and pretending to like it, and eating lots of tofu. But get creative with that. Grill it, bake it or caramelize it. Anything will beat eating it right out of the container.
Pisces
You won't appreciate things that are not real today. So don't let anyone tell you that monkfish taste just like lobster because it doesn't! That's like someone trying to convince you that the pleather jacket they gave you is Prada.
