Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Waves of intense well-being will surround you today. This feeling will come at a time when stress and tension threaten to overwhelm you and will be directly tied in with the wafer-thin sliver of fine Belgian dark chocolate you had hidden in your desk for just such an occasion.
Taurus
Friends may question your commitment to healthy eating today when they see you enjoying a frozen yogurt sundae with chocolate sauce. Au contraire! Teach them that rewarding yourself for your hard work is important, and sensibly succumbing to temptation every now and then is healthy.
Gemini
Turn down the heat of the day by injecting it with as much fun as you can. Have alphabet soup for lunch and spell out fun, happy words. Then drag the gang for burritos at a Mexican theme restaurant where the waiter's name is Pancho Villa and everyone gets a free sombrero!
Cancer
There you go again, staring out the window, daydreaming. You'll see an Olympic-sized pool filled with warm chocolate. A diving board looms above, and you're there at the top, waving to the throngs below. And then you're off, arcing gracefully into dark, gooey abyss below. Divers may never recover your body, but everyone will comment on how happy you looked when you hit that chocolate.
Leo
Keep your money close today; there are those who covet it. So avoid used car salesmen, street-corner hucksters and late-night infomercials. But also beware of chic new restaurants luring you in with their trendy menus. The meatloaf and mashers Blue Plate special at the local diner will be the better bargain.
Virgo
Learning to move along with the day's many paces will be the key to success today. You'll also be able to multitask with maximum efficiency, making for quite the interesting day. But let your self relax later in the day when you can enjoy a baked turkey and spinach manicotti dinner at your own pace.
Libra
Having your daily routine disrupted today will help you appreciate alternatives. Arrange lunch with friends and let them pick the spot. You'll glad you tried something new. You may never look at vegan restaurants the same again -- after all, the faux chicken tastes so close to the real thing!
Scorpio
Fantasy and reality will collide with unfortunate results today. You'll jump at the chance to attend a crab feast where you'll indulge contentedly on crab cakes, salad, stew and soup. You'll be shocked to discover that everything's faux; there ain't a lick of Dungeness or blue crab in sight! But that won't stop you from eating.
Sagittarius
Like an arrow flying off into the abyss, you're heading in a general direction, but you have no idea where you'll eventually land. So you had best fuel up before launching yourself out there. Oatmeal, mango slices and wheat toast will give you fuel for your flight and strength so the landing won't hurt so much.
Capricorn
You may have to call a priest to exorcise the hellish thing you've got going on the stove. Learning to cook is admirable, but it's always best to start in the minors and work you way up to the big leagues. So work on simple winners like lasagna, baked chicken or beef stew. Coq au vin can wait; master the easy dishes first.
Aquarius
That credit card you thought was your BFF turned on you like a cat with Wolverine claws today. So it looks like it's life on the cheap for a while. That's okay, you're used to it, and you can live on Top Ramen noodles and cold pork and beans until the cows come home.
Pisces
You'll feel a special affinity to water today. So find a pool to splash in or just take a really long shower. Still, immersing yourself in the stuff may not be enough, but the fried seafood special at the fish restaurant will put you in league with the sea -- 20,000 leagues, that is.
