Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll be the first out of bed today, eager to greet this new day. The family may be grumpy after being awakened by the sound of kitchen cacophony. But their moods will change when they see the sausage and spinach frittatas you made for them, right after they've had coffee, of course.
Taurus
The promise of new things is what gives the weekend its allure. You just never know what's going to happen! So don't be surprised when your neighbor invites you to a backyard Hawaiian luau, complete with a succulent roasted pig. Enjoy this unexpected Polynesian treat. Who knows, with a little luck you might even get laid.
Gemini
You may need to give your family an impassioned speech about the folly of wasting food. Make them monitor what they throw away so they can see firsthand how much is wasted. But also teach them tricks on how to make food last. Serving chicken pasta casserole or Shepherd's pie made from leftovers will drive your point home quite nicely.
Cancer
Don't let the pandemonium of the homestead get your goat. Learning to laugh at it all could keep you from having a meltdown. It may be wise to be prepared should an emotional emergency erupt, so have a tall, cold glass of organic chamomile iced tea at the ready at all times today.
Leo
You'll have to rally the troops today if you want to spark interest in post-work activities. Expect your suggestions to be met with tepid responses. And don't be surprised if you spend the evening at home, not that there's anything wrong with it. Curling up on the couch with a movie, a bowl of popcorn and a box of bonbons will be just what the doctor ordered.
Virgo
You're always willing to do what's necessary to guarantee that the things you do are a smashing success. So if you must drive an hour to an oceanside community where you can buy fresh clams, scallops and crabs for your seafood chowder, well, then that's what you'll do!
Libra
Today will be as great as catching a Chinook salmon from the icy waters of Alaska's Bering Strait. Or it could be as bad as leaving that salmon out in the sun until even the local cats leave it alone. But quick thinking and responsive action will have you dining on salmon steaks instead of ordering out for pizza again.
Scorpio
Try to keep the peace at home today or things could get ugly. A wrong look or ill-timed word is all it could take for all hell to break loose. A quickly made plate of homemade chocolate cookies could broker a peace deal, especially if you form smiley faces with MandMs.
Sagittarius
A stroll through an old-fashioned candy shop may time warp you back to the years of your youth, tapping into some of your fondest childhood memories. Red Vines, Gummy Bears, Laffy Taffy, even wax lips will be there. It may cost a pretty penny to relive your youth, but it'll be worth every cent -- and pound.
Capricorn
Your time off is no time to worry about work, but sometimes it's hard to leave the office at the office. But do your best to keep from thinking about work. Still, your subconscious may not-so-subtly emerge, like when you shape a figure of your boss out of mashed potatoes and then take great glee in pouring hot gravy all over it.
Aquarius
Don't entertain advanced ideas for family dinner tonight. That finicky bunch will turn their noses at anything they deem 'fancy.' But a casserole with scallops, clams, salmon and arugula could go over big, especially if you mask the seafood in lots of melted cheese.
Pisces
Your moods will be like a fissure on the ocean's floor, a fiery entrance to the depths of hell that no one can see. But that sucker's gonna blow if you don't take immediate measures. Comfort food could do the trick and a fiery bowl of chili carne may actually help cool you down.
