Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll have a shaky grasp on your emotions today. The fact that your favorite soaps are taking the weekend off isn't helping. So find something that will give you the emotional outlet you need. Baking a cheese and chicken casserole and eating it as you watch 'Titanic' should work!
Taurus
Jump in the car today and go for a long drive. Let the road dictate your journey and you could discover small towns where time stands still. Pop into a local diner and scarf down a burger, fries and chocolate milkshake. The music from the jukebox will be boss and the Fonz might even give you a thumbs up.
Gemini
Too many unused possessions are cramping your style, so have a garage sale today. You have more than enough cool stuff to interest bargain hunters, but it's best to have insurance. Grill Polish sausages and beef kebabs on site. Lure them in with the food, then hook 'em on the ceramic garden gnome!
Cancer
I see you. Yes, you, hiding deep inside that shell. It's time to emerge and let the world bask in your luminous presence! It looks like you've been using olive oil for more than cooking. Olive oil is a natural moisturizer that's loaded with antioxidants. Applying a dash directly to the face keeps skin soft and supple.
Leo
You'll be uncharacteristically sensitive today. The slightest word or look could have you bursting into tears. So stay alone today, and soothe your bruised feelings with a nice cup of Japanese green tea, a few butter biscuits, and your imaginary friend, who would never say such bad things about you.
Virgo
You'll feed off the energy of people today, so accept any and all invitations to cookouts and pool parties. But hold onto your self-control once you see the food spread. You may find yourself feeding more on shrimp cocktail, Thai beef skewers and Swedish meatballs than on the company around you.
Libra
Attending to the day's many fires will put you off of your regular routine. Oddly, you'll actually enjoy the day's spontaneity. This may have further consequences as you rush out and buy beef ribs and salmon to slap on the barby rather than your usual Saturday night take out Chinese.
Scorpio
The old 'What should we have for dinner' debate will rage, but you'll soon lose focus. Instead, you'll see yourself on the bow of a great sailing vessel, bound for the legendary fishing lanes of the Bering Sea. You'll suddenly see things as they should be, and rush to the crab shack for the all you can eat Alaskan King Crab leg special.
Sagittarius
You may question your relationship with certain family members when they decide to adopt vegetarian diets. You're not ready for such a challenge, and you may rebel. But you may soften your stance once you taste your first tofu burger or green salad made with edible weeds, although soymilk may take some getting used to.
Capricorn
Your energy levels will be like a roller coaster today, up and down, running at breakneck speed. You'll get a lot accomplished, but expect to be exhausted by day's end. By then you'll be able to enjoy a nicely grilled T-bone and baked potato without jumping up every five minutes.
Aquarius
Rise early and get a head start on those pesky home improvement projects. But put a limit on the time you work today; it's the weekend, after all. This way you can join friends later for an impromptu garage baseball party, complete with barbecued chicken, savory hickory beans and good German beer.
Pisces
Tonight is a good one to sit at home with a bottle of wine reading poetry. Keats, Cummings and Angelou all tickle your fancy, but tonight you'll prefer reading your own. After a few more glasses of Napa Valley Pinot Noir, that stuff might actually start sounding good!
