Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
The world may get to be too much today, and you'll just want to curl in the fetal position and cry. This won't go over well at the office, so you may have to keep your emotions in check during the day. But releasing them in the evening will do wonders for your mental health. Meatloaf and mashers will help facilitate the process.
Taurus
You'll be a people person for most of the day, a real social butterfly. But come dinnertime you'll prefer to be alone. It's not that you don't like dining with others. Mainly it'll be because you'll want to enjoy a lemon marinated barbecued swordfish steak in relative peace and quiet.
Gemini
Today will be all about learning interesting new facts. Here's one for you: An apple, an onion and a potato all taste exactly the same; it's the smell that's different. Still, that doesn't mean you should put onions in the kids' lunchboxes, or make French fries from apples. Just tuck that one away in your collection of fascinating nuggets.
Cancer
Strike up the band today as you'll be strongly in tune with others. Making beautiful music with coworkers will have everyone singing your praises. After work invite everyone to a fun seafood restaurant. You'll have a lot to choose from, but ultimately you'll want to go with the rock lobster.
Leo
From the morning commute to irritating coworkers, your day will be fraught with annoyances. But it's a little too early to fly off the handle. So brew a cup of organic oolong tea before you blow a gasket. It may not make those frustrations go away, but it will help you deal with them a little better.
Virgo
You'll encounter a situation today whose details will bog you down. There'll be too many for you to grasp and the further you get in the worse they get. You may even curl into a fetal position and cry like a little baby. No one told you making eggs benedict could be so bloody hard.
Libra
Today seems like a tuna-on-toast or tomato-soup-n-grilled-cheese kind of day, doesn't it? Whatever you consider comfort food will be on your mind today, so give into it. We all need to feel a little bit of soul connection to our vittles every now and again.
Scorpio
Your grasp on reality will be tentative at best today. You may slip into daydreams, which won't be a bad place to be. But don't stay there all day; after all, it's only an illusion. Get together with friends later for dinner. Delicious Chinese roasted duck and walnut prawns will be no fantasy.
Sagittarius
Listening to older friends or relatives tell stories is always illuminating. And who are you to argue when they attribute a long life to a lot of garlic and wine? So follow their lead today and make a creamy garlic and prawn sauce you can serve over angle hair pasta. Kick in a fine pinot noir, and you'll be feeling younger in no time.
Capricorn
Your intuition will tell you the truth behind the lies today. Friends will try to convince you that carbs are the devil's food, yes, the same friends who are always feeling tired and sluggish? So chow down on a big dinner of whole-wheat pasta tonight because the body needs carbs to burn for fuel. And that's the truth.
Aquarius
Temptations will sidetrack you from achieving your goals today. They'll be everywhere, and intestinal fortitude will be needed. So just say no to the sweets, chips and soda and yes to an awesome meal of broiled salmon filets, couscous and steamed veggies in a light mango sauce. Not that's healthy eatin'!
Pisces
The day's frustrations will churn like a cyclone, and getting swept away will be easy. So brew a pot of chamomile tea to keep you from losing your cool. But that may be easier said than done, as that tempest in your teapot will be no match for the one swirling around you.
