Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Keep away from pesky details today. Stay with this mindset all day, even if it annoys some people. Later in the day you may find yourself at a steakhouse. If the waiter asks how you'd like your meat cooked or what type of potatoes you'd like, just say 'whatever' and let them decide.
Taurus
Don't make long-term plans today. Clear up issues in the here and now instead of fixating on the future. In fact, only look ahead to dinner. Make it a no-brainer like chicken stir-fried with veggies with a sweet and sour sauce. You'll have too much on your mind to prepare anything more complicated.
Gemini
Avoid getting flirty with members of the opposite sex today. Being hands-on will give you the unsavory reputation of a perv. And when at dinner don't do the 'rub their leg with yours underneath the table' thing unless it's appropriate. You'll look silly wearing a bowl of vichyssoise as a hat.
Cancer
A lot of home chores will need to get done today, but you just won't feel like doing them. Leave some for tomorrow, but shop for groceries as the cupboard may be bare. This way you can buy what you need for the week, as well as the ingredients to make a spicy Mexican casserole later tonight.
Leo
Think about throwing an impromptu party. Keep it small and intimate and make sure you have plenty of food. Make your own Swedish meatballs, pot stickers and those little hot dogs wrapped in biscuit dough. In fact, make plenty of those, because who doesn't love plump wieners?
Virgo
Today will be as good as eating an award-winning bowl of thick, gooey French onion soup. Or it could be as bad as getting down to the bottom of that bowl and finding something swimming that has many legs, an exoskeleton, and pincers as big as a wrench.
Libra
You may experience an overabundance of good things today in the form of a care package from home. You won't know what to do with this embarrassment of riches, so find a friend to help. How else are going to plow through homemade breads, salami, pistachios, and a bottle of wine?
Scorpio
Don't accept money loans from friends today. The payback could be a bitch. They could ask you to take them to dinner where you'll spend more than you were actually loaned. Pay it back as soon as possible. That way you can take them to Subway for lunch, and tell them to go wild.
Sagittarius
Transfer some of your prodigious energy to other people today. They'll find their spirits lifted by your bright spirit. Take this love fest to your nearest Italian restaurant. Nothing says fun more than lasagna, ravioli and garlic bread, and today will be all about fun.
Capricorn
You'll be forced to tell people exactly what's on your mind today. Your brutal honesty could hurt a few feelings, but it will also open doors for you. So if dinner isn't to your liking, tell the waiter you thought your shrimp and pasta dinner tasted like dog food. You may actually get a free meal out it.
Aquarius
You may find yourself falling for someone who's as smart as you. A love of food is a must and you may find a match here, too. So plan to make a meal together tonight. You'll have all the ingredients you need for a hearty beef stew, but the kitchen won't be where things are cooking.
Pisces
Don't get overwhelmed by home chores today. Stressing about them will get in the way of having F-U-N. It may be best to join pals at the sports pub for an afternoon of games on TV. If you happen to eat a few dozen Buffalo wings and slices of pizza along the way, well so be it.
