Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Going for a drive could be a pleasant way to spend today. Whether to the countryside, beach, or just cruising around your 'hood, putting the pedal to the metal will put you on the fast track to fun! Look for a drive-in diner where a waitress on roller skates will bring you your hot dog and cherry cola in a jiffy!
Taurus
Preaching to your family today about their questionable nutrition won't win you any converts. You'll know your message has been lost to them when they start throwing tomatoes and heads of lettuce at you, things that could be used in the type of salad you wish they'd eat more of.
Gemini
Undercurrents of tension will ripple through the household today. At first they'll be confusing, but then they'll get scary, so do what you can to stem the negative tide. The aroma alone of fresh baked chocolate chip and almond cookies could be enough to restore karma. Serve 'em with chocolate milk and peace will reign in the kingdom once again.
Cancer
A positive frame of mind will turn difficulties into blessings today. Armed with such good vibes, there's not much that can stand in the way of a fun and happy day. So get yourself a big chocolate sundae and make a mess. The whipped cream mustache will only accentuate your big, joyful smile!
Leo
Everyone admires your dedication to fitness, but going to brunch in your spandex bike pants and jersey will be a bit, er, showy. And watch what you order to avoid looking like a hypocrite. Eggs Benedict with biscuits and gravy isn't exactly the breakfast of champions.
Virgo
Sometimes no matter how hard you try, some things just won't work out. This may not help with the heartache of a recent romantic breakup, but don't worry, you'll get over it. In the meantime, let comfort food be your friend as fried chicken and dumplings will help soothe your broken heart.
Libra
You'll feel weird today, like you're a few cards short of a deck. So it may be a good day to stick around the house. Still, lacking clarity of thought could lead to a discombobulated day. You'll wear mismatched shoes, forget where you last parked your car and have pancakes and sausage for dinner.
Scorpio
Focus on your chores and errands today and you can get them out of the way easily. That'll give you the rest of the day to yourself. Working in the kitchen will be a relaxing, and you'll finally have the time to make an apple pie from scratch, crust and all!
Sagittarius
Living caviar dreams on a mac and cheese budget will be tough today. So dinners at trendy four-star restaurants may be out of the question. You might think the open-faced hot turkey sandwich to be beneath but thing will start looking up when you see how cheap it is.
Capricorn
The kids may decide that they want to cook for you for a change. This could fill you with trepidation, given their lack of culinary skills. Their attempt at broiled salmon with a citrus glaze may fall short, but throw them the recognition and kudos they deserve for giving it their best shot.
Aquarius
You'll have to whip the team into shape if chores are to get done today. Otherwise your family will mill about until they eventually disappear. So dole out the work, but roll up your sleeves and pitch in. For you that will involve grocery shopping, buying what you need to make a big hamburger and home fries lunch as a reward for jobs well done.
Pisces
Your friends in high places always seem to be chasing after whatever's trendy this week. You, on the other hand, enjoy the comfort of traditional favorites. That could mean the pot roast Blue Plate special at your local diner or the homemade pot roast dinner at mom's house.
