Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll float like a butterfly and sting like a bee today. But being overly aggressive in the office could make you look, well... scary. Yo, do something to soften your edges! All the tryptophan and carbs in an open face turkey sandwich with mashers and gravy could mellow you out.
Taurus
Green is the color of jealousy and you'll wear it well today. You'll try to put on a brave face, but you might as well wear a head of lettuce on top of your shoulders. Let your feelings be apparent in your food choices instead. A burrito in a green wrap with lots of guacamole should do it.
Gemini
Your thoughts will be scattered today, pinging around your head like so many pinballs. The type of pinball you might find at a place where The Fonz would hang. You can pick some swingin' songs on the jukebox while you shake, rattle and eat a cheeseburger on Kaiser roll.
Cancer
Being in a roomful of wolverines would be less intense than being around you today. It may be best to limit your exposure to people, so stay home until this mood passes. Cook lots of beef stew to make yourself feel better. And save some for the wolverines. They're hungry.
Leo
Facing off with superiors today will take courage and heart. It's a good thing you have both in big supply, and you may get your way. Eat something healthy after these tense encounters to shake off the nerves. A bowl of lentil soup with a green salad and yogurt should restore your sanity.
Virgo
You'll analyze the unseen today as you calculate how many calories you'll take in at tonight's dinner party. The menu will probably consist of a big fatty slab of beef, potatoes slobbered with butter and cream cheese, and lots of thick gravy. You can either not go, or pack your own salad.
Libra
Your cat-like curiosity has prompted you to do many unusual things in the past. Today you tend to play it a tad safer. There was a day when you'd gladly gulp down a Rocky Mountain oyster without really knowing what it is. You're older now, and wiser, and even calamari with tentacles gives you pause.
Scorpio
You'll radiate the energy of that thing they set on fire at the end of Burning Man. But people will run from your flames rather than bask in its warm glowing warming glow. Turn down the intensity. You could roast an entire cow, although the resulting barbecue could make for a nice meet and greet.
Sagittarius
It'll take imagination to enliven a monotonous day. So do something spicy for lunch. Go to an authentic Szechuan restaurant where the waiters laugh at you for asking for more water. But that's exactly what you'll need after fighting with fiery garlic prawns and hot and sour soup.
Capricorn
Too much work may have you feeling detached from your friends today. So give them a ring and make plans for dinner. The bustle of a sports pub could be a great bonding environment. You can also order tapas-style plates, and everyone can sample a little bit of everything, including sangria.
Aquarius
You'll need energy if you're going to swim with the sharks today. So go heavy on the protein. There's nothing fishy about the protein blast you get from grilling Mahi mahi or salmon steaks. Serve that with brown rice and a dash of lemon and those sharks will have their work cut out for them.
Pisces
You'll want to be in the audience rather than on stage today, just a face in the crowd. Find a dinner spot downtown where you can move anonymously through the masses. The bustle of Chinatown will be perfect and you can enjoy roast duck and shark fin soup in a place where no one knows your name.
