Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Your drive for success better include a pit stop at a local diner. Starting the day on an empty stomach is no way to go. Flapjacks, sausage and fruit will fix you right up, and ramp you straight into overdrive.
Taurus
Think of nutrition if traveling today. Pack an in-flight bag with fruit, energy bars and water. A few sandwiches might be a good idea if flying international. Make it simple like chicken or roast beef. Fellow travelers might not like it if the cabin fills with the smell of a meatball grinder.
Gemini
Being hard-boiled today will keep people from seeing beyond your tough exterior. As such, you may intimidate them. People will like you better if you're over easy today, and maybe just a bit scrambled. Start by treating friends to breakfast this morning. Order the pancakes.
Cancer
Your day will feel topsy-turvy, like everything's inside out. It'll be hard to navigate such a mixed up day, and you may need a sugar rush to keep your focus. Find a bakery that sells a nice cupcake. That should put your world right back into balance.
Leo
Making a good impression will be key today. It's how you look and act that determines whether people gravitate to you, or think you're an idiot. You may need some help with that first part, so bring a large pizza with you wherever you go. People might like you better if you give out free slices.
Virgo
The workplace is no place for courtin' a new office romance. Take your honey to a nice lunch where you can go incognito while sharing a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs like in 'The Lady and the Tramp.' It'll beat making moony eyes at each other at the office vending machines.
Libra
Your brain will feel fuzzy today. Perhaps you need more B vitamins? You can take a pill for that, but it's always more fun getting it from food. Cheese and milk are a great source, as are vegetables and whole grains. Hmmm, penne with a cheese sauce with salad sounds like a great idea!
Scorpio
It'll be safe to sign on the dotted line today. Smart business ventures and investment opportunities could have you seeing green. Celebrate tonight with a special meal. The next thing you'll be signing is your name to a credit card bill. That's how you'll pay for your steak and lobster dinner.
Sagittarius
Your green will be in the red today, and that will make you blue. It's time to put those savings shoes back on as you cook for yourself. It'll take patience to learn frugality as you cut corners. But you'll soon prefer home-cooked meals to a fancy four-star, though the wine list won't be as good.
Capricorn
The plans you kicked off last week will come to fruition today. With the wheels smoothly rolling there may not be much to do. Kill time with a long lunch; it could take a while to polish off French onion soup, a mushroom cheeseburger and onion rings. Hmmm, cut lunch short and hit the gym instead.
Aquarius
You'll feel like a zombie today, like someone zapped you of energy. That's what you get for skipping breakfast and lunch. Fill up the tanks with a big dinner. Garlic prawns over brown rice and hot and sour soup at your local Chinese restaurant will fix your chi right up.
Pisces
Don't be so nice when people want to repay you for favors. Jump all over lunch or dinner invitations from grateful friends or coworkers. Your help doesn't come cheap, and lobster and an expensive bottle of chardonnay should pay the tab quite nicely.
