Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll need strength to face what promises to be a punishing day. So start with a good workout; weight lifting and treadmill action will be perfect. Pump yourself up even further afterward with a spinach and mushroom egg white omelet and whole-grain toast. Then get out there and dare the day to take you on!
Taurus
Knowing your purpose in the office is better than guessing at what it should be. So ask questions if you don't understand an assignment. It's far better to head problems off now before they can derail you later. Then you can spend your lunch hour enjoying a perfectly good chicken gyro rather than curling under your desk in the fetal position.
Gemini
Putting your work ideas into action today will take commitment on your part, and perhaps a little gift-giving. You can ensure success by bringing key people into your projects; bribe them with food if you must. That could mean a lot of caviar and lobster dinners, but the expense will be well worth it.
Cancer
Your fitness and nutrition routine has really paid off, you sexy thing, so show it off today. Wear something professional yet fashionable enough to highlight your better assets. But if you're going to strut like a peacock, you had best eat like a sparrow. Anything more than a green salad might have that waistline looking a bit more snug than you'd like.
Leo
You'll be all heart today as you go out of your way to help people. Whether it's buying bagels and a cup of coffee for a homeless person, or inviting a lovelorn friend to a homemade spaghetti and meatball dinner, you'll be quite the giver. But don't forget to give unto yourself as well -- ending the day relaxing in front of the TV with a pint of pistachio ice cream will be perfect.
Virgo
Today will be of the busy sort, and you'll interact with a lot of people. Your natural charm and charisma will be impressive to all those who meet you. But when the day is done, you'll want nothing more than to be alone with a pot of homemade navy bean and ham soup.
Libra
You'll be short-tempered and snappy today, so watch yourself in public. Your sarcasm may not be taken in the light intended, and there could be blood. Keep yourself busy instead with a bowl of jalapeno-rich, four-alarm chili con carne for lunch. You won't be able to speak at all if you're constantly dousing the fire in your mouth with water.
Scorpio
You'll need to approach this day with a broad sense of humor. Find the funny even in the things that go wrong, and you'll save yourself years of expensive therapy. So let loose with peals of maniacal laughter when you're delivered the hot roast beef sandwich rather than the turkey you ordered. Consider it par for the course and savor the irony of it all.
Sagittarius
You may see some confining patterns developing in your life -- all work and no play makes you a very boring person. Slowly break out of this rut by getting a little daring -- why not start with your food? A dash of wasabi in your mashed potatoes could be a great turning point!
Capricorn
Work will be like a WWF steel cage match. It'll take a lot of scratching and clawing, and you'll still get brained with a folding chair. Start the day with something fortifying, such as oatmeal, fruit, bran cereal, yogurt, wheat toast or all of the above. Avoid anything that might make you look bloated in your spandex wrestling trunks.
Aquarius
You'll finally declare your independence from sugary, salty and fatty foods. But independence is always hard won, and don't expect them to go down without a fight. Stand your ground -- brandish a stalk of celery while lobbing heads of lettuce at the hot fudge sundaes, onion rings and pasta primavera marching toward you. Good luck with all that.
Pisces
Start the day off in a healthy way by getting in a stiff workout. You'll be amazed at your elevated energy levels, which can be further boosted with the right breakfast. Pancakes are yummy, but they don't offer much nutritional variety and could make you drowsy. A spinach egg white omelet with whole-grain toast and fruit slices are by far better choices.
