Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You won't have the patience for slow moving people today. You'll rant and rail as they slow you down. Such outward aggression may be the manifestations of stress. Learn to slow down and smell the roses today. That and a turkey sandwich and bowl of chicken soup could calm you down.
Taurus
You're a loyal coworker and everyone loves having you on the team. Yet your generosity only extends to work related matters. Sharing your lunch with them is verboten. Just because you have enough leftover stir-fried garlic shrimp for everyone doesn't mean you're going to give it up.
Gemini
A stressful day may have you running for the safety of food. There's something about munching on chocolates, cookies and muffins that tells you that everything is going to be all right. Of course, after a few weeks of that and your grossly expanding waistline will be anything but alright.
Cancer
Making plans for a dinner party is always difficult as you try to placate your vegan friends. You don't mind an abundance of veggies and grains, but where's the protein? Use thick tofu rather than chicken breast in a Burmese-style spicy stir-fry. Your meat-eating friends won't know the difference.
Leo
Beware of too much eating, drinking and making merry today. It's Tuesday, for God's sake; can't you wait until the weekend? Perhaps not, but make healthy choices if you must indulge. Get low-fat cheese on that pizza and replace the pepperoni with barbecue chicken. And drink water instead of beer.
Virgo
You may want to experience something foreign that won't give you jet lag today. But you can enjoy Greece without flying there. Greek cuisine with it's emphasize of lamb, feta cheese, olives and thyme is always fun. The souvlaki with pita is a killer!
Libra
You may need something to calm you down after a stressful day. Think about preparing one of Mom's delicious treats that always made you feel so good. So fry up some bologna and melt some cheddar on top. Throw it all on white bread and you've got a soothing if calorie heavy blast from your past.
Scorpio
You'll need willpower to take on a mighty adversary today. You'll feel like you've got game, but your strength will wane when you need it most. But your opponent will be stronger than you, and you'll find yourself slamming down a cheeseburger and onion rings before you even know what happened.
Sagittarius
Despite obstacles you'll get your meaning across today. This will come in handy as you decipher the menu at an authentic Cantonese restaurant. The waiter will instinctively know what you want and bring you a delicious meal of steamed frogs legs on lotus leaf. At least that's what you'll hope it is.
Capricorn
Try to get in a few moments of relaxation in the middle of this hectic day. The boss may not appreciate you chilling out on his time, so you may have to be clandestine. Coworkers may initially be startled to find you sipping organic chamomile tea in the supply closet but they may want to join you.
Aquarius
Boredom could be a factor today, but don't fill the empty spaces with food. Finding something constructive to do could keep your mind off eating. Idle hands are the devil's tool, but it's even worse when he puts a double patty cheeseburger in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other.
Pisces
Beautiful words from ex-lovers may now seem as empty as the discarded bottle of gin you used to drink your pain away. Make a fire of those bogus love letters and grill a big fat porterhouse and russet potato. At least something good will come from them.
