Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Recent romantic setbacks may have you feeling blue today. You'll be in need of an emotional outlet, so a good cry may be good. But a cheesy chicken and mushroom casserole will make you feel even better. Contrary to popular belief, butter and cheese can sometimes be your friend.
Taurus
You'll feel as snug as a bug in a rug today. Could it be because it's the weekend and you'll be relatively stress free? Or does this contentment come from just spending time at home? But most likely it's from the Eggs Benedict you made for brunch and the six mimosas you washed it down with.
Gemini
The weekend is always the worst time to be frugal. But there it is, so tighten the belt today by getting cheap with your eats. This could be embarrassing at dinner when you order a side salad while they're all having crab Newberg. Give them the sad puppy eyes and maybe, just maybe, they'll share.
Cancer
You'll be King Crustacean today, angrily snapping your claws at everyone. Fly solo today and spare others the displeasure of your nasty company. A big bowl of New England clam chowder for lunch may soothe your angst. But your blood could get boiling again if they don't have oyster crackers.
Leo
Your pride will be bruised by a romantic breakup today. How dare anyone do that to you! Put on a brave face until you get home and then let the waterworks flow shamelessly. There'll be no one around to see that, or to witness you stuffing your face with macaroni and cheese and cheap red wine.
Virgo
Friends will help you get through a tough time today. Show your love and gratitude by hosting a small dinner party. It's only the best for your friends so use real crabmeat in your stuffed baked flounder rather than faux crab. Your friends will notice if you get cheap on them.
Libra
Friends will fly of the emotional handle with alarming regularity today. You'll have to keep a level head to keep things from descending into chaos. Invite them over for big bowls of lentil soup. It'll be hard to stay in a foul mood after enjoying a heaping helping of healthy goodness.
Scorpio
Having so many excellent foreign restaurants in your community makes it hard to pick a favorite. So order take-out from all of them to come up with something innovative. Baked ziti with Szechuan almond prawns, scrapple, baklava and a schooner of German pilsner won't be unorthodox as you think.
Sagittarius
Replace the intense pace of the week with complete and utter laziness today. You'll revel at doing absolutely nothing and you may not even feel like going out to eat. Hopefully you're kitchen is well stocked. If not, there's nothing wrong with having Cheerios and English muffins for dinner.
Capricorn
You may get bored with being at home today. So find adventure on the streets of the big city. There'll be so many choices for fun, especially when it comes to dinner. A fifties-style diner is always a riot, and you can eat your hot dog, fries and cherry Coke as you solve the puzzles on your placemat.
Aquarius
Tackle home projects you've been putting off today. Finally putting them behind you will free up a lot of time. So call friends to spend the afternoon hanging out. Beer, Buffalo wings and burgers at a sports bar is a great way to while away the hours, especially if there's a football game on.
Pisces
Your magnanimous friendship will be deeply appreciated by those you touch today. So don't be surprised if you're inundated by dinner invitations. But don't take advantage of their kindness. Ordering the lobster Newburg and crab bisque could really stretch the limits of their generosity.
