Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Don't take it out on others today if you're feeling aggressive and testy. Release your hostilities at the gym instead. You'll feel spent afterward, but a chocolate protein shake with blueberries will replenish lost vitamins and nutrients, and give the illusion you're drinking a milk shake.
Taurus
You may feel dark and depressed today. But don't turn to a pill you can't pronounce. Eat something comforting instead, perhaps something from your childhood. Sloppy Joes and mac and cheese will have you feeling better without causing dry mouth, constipation and brain combustion.
Gemini
Do something healthy for yourself. In these uncertain times, feeling fit can help ward off stress. Getting that blood circulating will rejuvenate your body and spirit, and keep you from feeling guilty if that walk includes a stop for a chocolate ice cream cone with jimmies, of course.
Cancer
Your emotions will heave like the sea in a cyclone today. But a few cups of organic green tea with a spring of mint may actually put on a happy face. Remember, the one person you can't run from today will be yourself.
Leo
You'll feel Indiana Jones-style brave today, and people will follow as you shine your light in dark, scary places. But your courage may have a limit, especially if you choose to dine at a Korean restaurant where the sannakji is still moving and waving its tentacles at you in mockery.
Virgo
Be prepared to eat your words today after someone shows you just how wrong you can be. You'll be amazed at the wonderful tastes and textures at the vegan restaurant -- noodle stir-fry with faux chicken won't taste anything like crow.
Libra
Adopting a frugal lifestyle doesn't mean selling all of your worldly possessions. All it takes is a leaner, meaner diet. So replace the cheesy sauces, fried foods and sugary snacks with something healthy, such as stir-fried beef with snow pea -- the next lean, mean thing you'll see will be you!
Scorpio
You'll visit your favorite sacred place today, but the fridge is empty. So head to the grocery store. Spend wisely and you could buy yourself meals for the next few days. Once home put together a big pot of hearty beef stew or chili.
Sagittarius
You'll live in your imagination today. So don't worry if you see high-stepping roasted chickens wearing top hats, biscuits doing the can-can and bunches of spinach waving their leaves like fans. That'll be your subconscious telling you what to have for dinner.
Capricorn
Your vision will be clear today and it'll be an opportune time to make decisions. But your talent will diminish after work when you'll be left stymied. Will dinner be Italian or Chinese? Or perhaps Thai or Tex-Mex? Oh, cursed decisions! So many of them and so little time!
Aquarius
You'll be ambiguous today about rumors of a looming promotion. You don't like counting your money until it's in the bank -- after all, there's no such thing as a sure thing. You'll feel a lot more confident at lunch when a cheese and mushroom calzone will be the real deal.
Pisces
Stick solely to the things you know well today. Venturing into unknown territories can leave you floundering on the rocks. This will be especially true if you dine at an exotic restaurant today. Order faves like mu shu pork or garlic chicken and not something that's still moving, fixing its stare on you with its big, glassy eyeball.
