Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Seek out people who share your sense of adventure today. Look for them in places where daring and adventurous people hang out, like the Mexican restaurant. You'll see them. They're the ones pouring extra hot sauce and salsa all over their already fiery burritos and enchiladas.
Taurus
Watch in amusement today as power struggles swirl around you. Coworkers will fight and squabble like Democrats and Republicans, but you should stay blissfully uninvolved. Hope that a few fights break out in the cafeteria, because the spectacle will be more exciting than the bologna sandwich you brought for lunch.
Gemini
Take a few minutes today to let your thoughts drift away. Clearing your mind of mental debris will help you think clearer. You may feel hungry afterward, so replenish yourself with some brain food. A spicy grilled Cajun catfish sandwich will stimulate your intellect and open your sinuses.
Cancer
Collaborating with others could give you new ideas today. So thank your colleagues by treating them to dinner. Make that a collaborative experience by going for Chinese. Load that lazy Susan up with hot and sour soup, chicken lo mein and dozens of egg rolls. Go to town!
Leo
Your aggressive personality makes you a whiz at networking. So get out and make some contacts today. Networking functions are always fun, and they usually offer a good buffet. So you can schmooze and have dinner, even though crab puffs, Swedish meatballs and Buffalo wings may not be nutritionally correct.
Virgo
Circumstances will force you out of your comfort zone today. While you may initially freak out, you'll soon enjoy the change. Maybe you should run out of mayo more often. Using Dijon mustard as a substitute in tuna salad will blow your taste buds away.
Libra
Bored with the same old, same old you'll go in search of something new today. But what you find may sound uninteresting and unappetizing. So put a new twist on an old favorite today. Making a sandwich with fried bologna may not be nutritionally sound, but it sure is delicious, especially when you top it with melted Swiss cheese.
Scorpio
You often find that today's trends are dull and unimaginative -- fodder for a brain-dead society. But by eating at the local neighborhood diner you may also find that what's old can be very new. The old-school meatloaf and corn on the cob is lots tastier than a tiny game hen served with two snap peas and a dollop of mustard.
Sagittarius
You may find today that your coworkers have become strangers. So it may be time to move away from the computer and into the office social circles. Going to lunch with them will be a fun way to reconnect, but leave some pizza for everyone else or you could find yourself eating alone again.
Capricorn
Don't freak if things don't go as planned today. Hiccups are bound to happen, so take a break and do something to clear your head. Wander down to the corner and buy a few hot dogs from a street vendor. Pile some extra jalapenos on top. If that doesn't clear your head it'll certainly clear your sinuses.
Aquarius
Someone attractive may catch your eye today. So do your best to impress. But avoid making introductions if you see this person at lunch. If the garlic-fries-and-tuna-grinder breath doesn't turn them off, your shocking lack of etiquette will.
Pisces
Too many thoughts raging in your brain may threaten a meltdown today. So do what you can to find some peace of mind. Go to your quiet place and let the soothing effects of a cup of organic chamomile tea wash over you.
