Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
A competitive spirit will have your inner animal growling today. You'll need a release, so get in some exercise during lunch if you can. You'll be famished afterward, so eat something satisfying, such as a roast beef sub and a side salad. Your coworkers will thank you because there's nothing more dangerous than a hungry animal.
Taurus
It may be your mission to avoid righteous indignation today. So stay clear of the phonies, and let them tell their lies and spout their pompous opinions to someone else. All you'll want today is a little honesty. You may find it in unexpected places, like in the pure, natural flavors and textures of a simple green salad.
Gemini
People actually took some ideas you presented at a recent meeting seriously, so you may have to produce today. You didn't see that coming, so prepare for a busy day. Order out lunch, but go for generous portions. That way you can eat half of the basil-garlic chicken and save the rest for later. You'll probably need it.
Cancer
Today you'll be the best teammate a workplace could ask for. You'll roll up your sleeves and pitch in, all the while juggling your own end. Your amazing display of versatility and dedication will be rewarded at the end of the day when thankful coworkers shower you with clams, oysters and scallops the size of hockey pucks.
Leo
You can be overblown at times, but friends have come to expect that from you. The rest of the world, maybe not. So spend time with friends tonight, and you can truly be yourself. You can talk about all things you while they feast on baked ziti and pesto sauce.
Virgo
Flexibility will be the key to dealing with people successfully today. But don't bend too far in any one direction. You'll want to be like Japanese Udon noodles, firm and tough but yielding and soft. Otherwise you're like overcooked spaghetti: all limp and soggy and lifeless.
Libra
Keep yourself active today by interacting with lots of people. Socially and professionally, your geniality will open many doors for you. You could soon find yourself on the 'It' list, and for fifteen minutes the champagne and caviar will rain down. So bask in your glory today, because it's already time for a new flavor of the month.
Scorpio
The stress and anxiety of the day could really get to you. But fight the good fight to keep that from happening. Whistle a happy tune wherever you go, and think happy thoughts. What's more fun than alphabet soup? Warm, nutritious and you can use all those little letters to spell out what you don't dare say out loud.
Sagittarius
Gambling with your money is one thing; you can always earn that back. But gambling on your health is something completely different. It's never too late to reverse damaging trends, but start small. Eat more veggies than just the lettuce atop your cheeseburger. Meanwhile, proteins -- such as chicken or fish -- are better when they're not covered in batter and fried.
Capricorn
You may have to assume a leadership position today. Fortunately, this is a mantle you wear well, and the day will have a smooth and safe landing. Relieved coworkers will want to thank you. In a final show of power, tell them it's steak and lobster, or you'll call in sick tomorrow.
Aquarius
Upsetting power struggles with your romantic partner may break out today. You'll say chocolate, they'll say vanilla; they'll say almonds and you'll say walnuts; you'll say M and M's, while they say jimmies. A visit to the ice cream parlor will settle your differences.
Pisces
Minding your own business will be the key to a stress-free day. Let everyone else sling the mud at each other; you'll rise above it all. The strong flavor and aroma of a hot cup of Japanese Gyokuro tea can do that to a person, although the view from up there won't be so pretty.
