Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Your inner fire may intensify, and you'll like it hot today. You'll walk with the sexy swagger of the young John Travolta and your attitude will be nothing short of provocative. So start the evening off right. A muy caliente jumbo burrito with extra habanero sauce will put you in a fiery frame of mind.
Taurus
Be tolerant of coworkers you deem as being peculiar, odd or freakish. They may be expressing their unique personalities in a colorless world. Their free-spirited ways could inspire you to drop your defenses, ditch your peanut butter and jelly sandwich and finally have sushi with them.
Gemini
There are times when it's okay to express your opinions loudly, like at a hockey game or while watching a talk show. But there are other times when it's best to keep your trap shut. So don't say out loud that a baked filet of sole tastes like something you'd scrape off the sole of your foot. The chef can hear you, and he's got a very big knife.
Cancer
Surprise people today by showing off some of your many talents. Bust out your stand-up routine or read palms. The best display, however, will be the luau you host and the pig you roasted for twelve hours in your backyard barbecue pit. If that doesn't blow them away, nothing will.
Leo
You'll give you off mellow energy and heat today, like a convection oven. So you may as well toss a roaster turkey in there and let that baby cook nice and slow for seven or eight hours. You wouldn't want all that energy and heat to go to waste, would you?
Virgo
A few small gestures may help lots of people today. Donating canned food to a food drive, volunteering your time with Meals On Wheels or simply buying a homeless person a few bagels will also be karma-inducing. The beauty is you only have to do a little to do a lot.
Libra
The details will be secondary as you paint in broad strokes today. You'll be all about instant gratification, acting first and asking questions later. So go ahead, you daredevil, you, and dive headfirst into fried chicken with creamy mashers and buttery biscuits all buried under a gallon of thick gravy. Fat content be damned; you're living for the day!
Scorpio
Don't even risk ending your week on a low note by asking for a raise. The pain of having the door slammed in your face will sting all night. Plan for a better time, but keep sending those anonymous boxes of chocolate and wine to the boss. You can use that trump card when you really need it.
Sagittarius
It could be time to think about an overseas vacation. But let your stomach build this itinerary by making this a culinary adventure. Go somewhere where the food is the main attraction. Thailand? San Francisco? Italy? Or perhaps your own kitchen, where you're world renowned for your reinterpretations of out-of-this-world faves.
Capricorn
You don't think being caught in a 'Jurassic Park' type of environment would be all that bad. It may be scary at first, but after survival skills kicked in, you'd discover clever ways to survive. Just think of the cookouts you could host after you down your first T-Rex, although you may wish you brought a lot more barbecue sauce with you.
Aquarius
You'll feel uncomfortable working collaboratively on creative projects today. So you may withhold some of your better ideas for a more appropriate time. For now, mum's the word -- all the free pizza and garlic bread at team meetings couldn't get you to take it out of the vault.
Pisces
It'll be okay to let your mind wander to one of your favorite places today. Fundamentally there's nothing wrong with Candyland visions, but Richard Simmons prancing around the background could indicate a deeper problem.
