Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
The details just won't matter to you today. Having cold pizza for breakfast will seem like a given, but that won't sustain you for long. It's a good thing you have leftover take-out Chinese in there too. Cold beef chow mein should get you through until dinner.
Taurus
Enjoy the beauty of the great outdoors today. Pack the family and a picnic lunch into the car and go for a drive. A beach or a country meadow where you spread out a blanket and soak in the sun will be fine. It's amazing how much better a ham and Swiss on rye can taste just by taking it outside.
Gemini
You may have a hard time communicating with your family today. After all those years of Spongebob Squarepants, you'd think you'd know the language by now. So bridge the gap and whip up something everyone will love, like waffles with whipped cream and maple syrup. Now you're talking!
Cancer
Carefully regimenting your chores and errands could have you completing them quickly and efficiently today. That'll give you the rest of the afternoon to do what you like. The sports pub will be showing a game from somewhere in the world, so reward yourself with a cold beer, a pile of cheesy crab puffs and a soccer game from Siberia.
Leo
You'll find yourself thinking before acting today. This decidedly passive behavior is not like you, and you'll be vexed. But it could keep you from blundering into uncomfortable situations, like accepting a dinner invitation from Aunt Gladys. The mutton doesn't get to you as much as Uncle Earl's penchant for talking with his mouth full.
Virgo
Make sure you can finish projects before you start them today. Unfortunately all of your chores may be complicated. So leave them for another week and tackle something you can handle. Creating a creamy seafood chowder will be a better use of your time -- the only part you won't finish is what you'll leave for tomorrow.
Libra
Put all of your grudges aside and have your frenemies over to dinner. There, you can announce that all is forgiven and forgotten and treat them all to a dynamite dinner. They'll marvel at your delicious crab casserole, but little do they know that the crab is imitation and that vengeance is finally yours!
Scorpio
You'll do a friend a favor today and they'll want to reward you with dinner. But you've had their 'cooking,' so respectfully decline. Do them another favor by cooking instead. Gladly give up your secrets for an easy chili con carne. This way you'll both be well fed.
Sagittarius
The family will drive you crazy today, yet there's still no other place you'd rather be. Soak in the energy and use it to whip up something that'll drive energy levels even higher. Your buttermilk blueberry pancakes are always a hit unto themselves, but pouring real Vermont maple sauce all over them will put them in another class altogether.
Capricorn
You'll knock off your tasks and chores one by one today. But you may be beat afterward, and that backyard hammock will look awfully inviting. So put a little table next to you, stock it with iced tea, peanuts and a big bag of pretzels, and start swinging. Consider it your just rewards.
Aquarius
Let everyone do their own thing today, because you have an agenda of your own. You may not feel like cooking when you're done, so text message everyone with a dinner meeting spot. It'll be fun getting everyone together at the Italian restaurant, the only one in town that does chicken picante better than you.
Pisces
Help the kids out with their projects today only if certain stipulations apply. One of those may be helping with dinner. At first it'll seem like a punishment, but they'll think differently when you let them help you make a home-made apple pie. And when they sample the finished project, you may have an apprentice for life.
