Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Being bombarded with details as soon as the day begins will cause your head to spin. So take an early time out before you completely lose it. A little decadent pleasure will help and a few slices of orange-infused Belgian chocolate could fix you right up.
Taurus
The good times will be few and far between on this stressful Monday. So do what you can to slog through. Things will get better in the evening when you'll enjoy chicken posole soup and pork carnitas at a Mexican restaurant. Ah, muy bueno!
Gemini
Don't let the office busybodies bother you today. You know they don't have ammunition to use against you, even though they'll try. Wow them at lunch by busting out a homemade fried catfish sandwich that'll really give 'em something to talk about.
Cancer
Friends will want you to act as their therapist today. But dealing with their myriad problems may be too much. So treat some of them to lunch instead. They won't be able to talk if their mouths are filled with mu gu gai pan.
Leo
A budget review may reveal an unexpected surplus. So splurge a little today! A shopping spree will be fun but exhausting. Take a break at a French bistro. Cheesy onion soup and crab and mushroom quiche will give you energy for round two.
Virgo
Having too much to think about today will give you a major headache. A three-bean salad or mild chili could work better than aspirin. Beans are high in magnesium, which has been proven to be the migraineur's best friend.
Libra
Let go of grudges you may be holding against coworkers today. Life is too short for negative feelings. So invite one or two frenemies to lunch, although you'll swear you have no idea how all that Tabasco wound up in their Cobb salads.
Scorpio
You'll zero in on problems at work today and know immediately how to solve them. You'll apply the same eagle eye to your dinner later, and with just one taste you'll know that your chicken tortilla soup needs more cumin.
Sagittarius
Today won't be an opportune day to ask for a raise. So go to a Chinese restaurant for lunch and order pearly crab with glutinous rice, a dish that symbolizes wealth in the Chinese culture. It'll be yummy even if it doesn't put extra cash in your pocket.
Capricorn
You'll dissect work problems like a well-trained surgeon today. By laying them bare you'll be better able to solve them. You'll apply the same workmanship to dinner tonight when you'll carve up a medium-rare filet mignon with the aplomb of Hannibal Lecter.
Aquarius
Be wary of working closely with others today. Conflicts could arise and the fur could fly. You'll be in better company later when you dine with friends. They'll be agreeable to everything and they won't even mind if you get anchovies on the pizza.
Pisces
You may have had your heart broken, and you'll be crestfallen today. The company of co-workers may have a healing effect, so join them for lunch. They don't have to know why you're crying all over the chicken and dumplings you'll have for lunch.
