Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Make sure your message is clear when communicating with people. This'll keep you out of misunderstandings and potential conflicts. So speak up today; it'll be the best way of making sure you get mustard instead of mayo on your turkey club.
Taurus
Look at things extra closely today. That fast-food salad seems healthy with its chicken, lettuce, tomato and carrots. But the cheese and croutons will compromise the calories, while the ranch bacon dressing makes the whole thing decidedly unhealthy.
Gemini
You'll have a lot on your plate today, and it'll be a challenge getting through it all. But be diligent and persistent and you'll be okay. A few soothing cups of organic chamomile tea could counter the day's stress and help you maintain your focus.
Cancer
You'll have strong urge to bust out of your shell today! Some might take that as an invitation to Caligula-like debauchery. But you'll satisfy your animal lusts with an extra thick slice of chocolate chip cake washed down with a vanilla milk shake.
Leo
You'll yearn for culinary diversity today, so how about Cantonese dim sum? There'll be an array of yummy dishes to choose from: from spare ribs to congee, shrimp dumplings to lo mai gai. But expect authenticity; this won't be your grandpa's Chinese food.
Virgo
Today will be as good as fulfilling a lifelong dream of hosting your own cooking show. Or it could be as bad as it being aired late at night, and the network wants you to cook nothing but hot dog recipes while in your underwear.
Libra
Today will be dual-natured, a comedy of extremes. So for every good thing expect something not so good. A beautiful turkey sandwich will be filthy with mayo, while a lovely green salad will drown in creamy bacon dressing.
Scorpio
You'll learn a lot from the small print today. You'll see that even the low- or non-fat salad dressings are still loaded with sodium or, worse, fructose. So choose carefully -- there are some good ones out there. Even better, learn to make your own.
Sagittarius
You've talked a good diet game, but the results have been spotty. Take tighter control of what you eat by making your own lunches. Then you can control the ingredients and you can make a grilled chicken sandwich on wheat that'll be nutritionally perfect.
Capricorn
The strange and unusual will be attracted to you today. That'll be okay as their interesting thought patterns makes them fun to be around. So go with their flow today, even if they suggest having Korean raw octopus for dinner. It could be interesting.
Aquarius
You can ensure that today will be delightful by getting off on a nutritional good foot. A breakfast of scrambled egg whites with turkey sausage and hash browns will stoke coal into your oven and keep you revved for the rest of the day.
Pisces
Your clarity of thought may completely disintegrate before lunch today. Perhaps your mid-morning snack is the culprit. Chocolate and cookies give a fake sense of energy. Try a cup of yogurt and a banana instead. Now that's a natural high!
